Lach's Art

[HeavyMachineGoob]

Looks pretty accurate to me.

 

[CORY]

@BeefJerky

11/10 masterpiece.

 

[neo.kobe.city]

My fucking sides. These are amazing.

 

[Burning Fight!!]

5/10 did not depict beff as a public flasher with stereotypical trenchcoat. I will show you the beef

 

[Dr Shroom]

can you draw little fami cranking his shaft to stone cold steve austin back in 1999?

 

[famicommander]

can you draw little fami cranking his shaft to stone cold steve austin back in 1999?

Why would you want an image of a nine year old masturbating you sick fuck?

 

[Dr Shroom]

why not

 

[BeefJerky]

5/10 did not depict beff as a public flasher with stereotypical trenchcoat. I will show you the beef

You better calm the fuck down. lol

 

[Heinz]

One idea for beff was his penis reaching into orbit and it hitting the ISS. Also aliens coming past earth and seeing it but deciding to not visit. So many ideas!

Why would you want an image of a nine year old masturbating you sick fuck?

So.. you did jack off to stone cold steve austin? Or..?

 

[famicommander]

So.. you did jack off to stone cold steve austin? Or..?

No, I legitimately didn't know I was bi until way, way later. At that point in time it would've more likely been Eliza Dushku.

 

[Heinz]

No, I legitimately didn't know I was bi until way, way later. At that point in time it would've more likely been Eliza Dushku.

Ok alright so I'll draw you jacking off to steve austin in the present time then, sweet! Have you changed your hair? I want this to be accurate.

 

[famicommander]

Ok alright so I'll draw you jacking off to steve austin in the present time then, sweet! Have you changed your hair? I want this to be accurate.

I keep my hair pretty short. Buzzed around the side, maybe half an inch long on top. Generally I wear a baseball cap though since I work in a warehouse.

 

[madmanjock]

I keep my hair pretty short. Buzzed around the side, maybe half an inch long …

… JESUS STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PUBES!

 

[famicommander]

… JESUS STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PUBES!

Never. That's in the Constitution, motherfucker.

 

[pixeljunkie]

This is why I still come here. Amazing

 

[Dr Shroom]

Ok alright so I'll draw you jacking off to steve austin in the present time then, sweet! Have you changed your hair? I want this to be accurate.

don't forget his fat, dick sucking lips and mass shooter stare

 

[Heinz]

@famicommander

 

[madmanjock]

@famicommander

Aww he’s only got ickle wee balls in proportion to the shaft.

don't forget his fat, dick sucking lips and mass shooter stare

I mean, if I had any artistic talent I’d draw you as Toad from the Mario series in a medical labcoat with a bellend instead of a mushroom head. Lucky for you though, I don’t which is why I leave art to the professionals like Lach.

Spoiler:

 

[Dr Shroom]

scotland clearly isn't sending its best

 

[madmanjock]

Perhaps

 

[Heinz]

@LoneSage

 

[LoneSage]

whooo lad

 

[BeefJerky]

Sage, I will gladly donate some of my beef to you.

 

[Heinz]

Sage, I will gladly donate some of my beef to you.

No no no we need your beef to ensure the Earth's axis is tilted.

 

[BeefJerky]

True. No beef for you, Sage.