Lawrence Fishburne: his daughter is doing porn now

Poonman

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:lolz: quality dude

He hasn't replied so I'm guessing the "business end". :crying:
















Actually, lets keep goading him until he snaps and gives us some xvideo links of him going a2m, a2ogm, a2ogp with some dime hos and be like BAM, I GET PAID TO GET LAID, SUP NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!:cool:

And I agree; porn is a business for fucked up women and lucky men.
 

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Sefer Halilović (Xian Xi --if you refuse to deal with him over a name change a mod will stab*;3043763 said:
I remember posting an ad on CL a while back pretending to be a director looking for actresses for an adult film and asked for video submissions and pics if they were interested. I couldn't believe how many responses I got. Ugh, some of them were hot as fuck, I wish I still had the videos and pics to show you guys.

You sick bastard, you ingenious sick bastard. I have some work to do . . .
 

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No videos of me out there. Only pictures being drunk in Vegas with Dion and in the City with Billy Pitt. And these are definitely not pornographic.
 

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Ugh, how do I UN-watch it?

I think Larry should be pissed about her performance in that video, no skill whatsoever not even a shining moment.

And that assne is horrid.
 

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Sefer Halilović (Xian Xi --if you refuse to deal with him over a name change a mod will stab*;3044505 said:
Ugh, how do I UN-watch it?

I think Larry should be pissed about her performance in that video, no skill whatsoever not even a shining moment.

And that assne is horrid.

I was tempted to give it a watch, buy after that less than glowing review, i think I'll give it a miss.
 

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Sefer Halilović (Xian Xi --if you refuse to deal with him over a name change a mod will stab*;3044505 said:
Ugh, how do I UN-watch it?

I think Larry should be pissed about her performance in that video, no skill whatsoever not even a shining moment.

And that assne is horrid.

I wish I would have read this post first.

Fuck, I was all pumped for this. What a letdown.
 

GohanX

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Well, were you any good the first day on the job?
 

IDCHAPPY

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Last time i seen something that looked like that ass it came out a pizza hut box :eek:
 

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Wish I had more hands, I'd give that performance 4 thumbs down
 

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Oooooh, thread revived. Just got arount to Dling the video/skimming through it.

It is a bit of a disappointment that she's got such a blemished situation going on down there, but it's not like she's a leper or anything. Black chicks shaved nether-regions look kinda funky from what I have seen over the years. I don't think hers looks any worse than things I've seen before. But I say disappointment mostly because she looks delicious in that picture on the official video box cover. The stills too, really hot. I dunno, I didn't really watch much of the video once it seemed like she was kinda boring to watch fucking. I still think the Paris Hilton videos were awesome, dispite the glaring lack of gynecology-school closeups.

Oh- and the 'squirting'? Errr, alls I can say is that that stream definitely is coming out of her pee-hole in the video. i.e.: It's just her peeing. I like how there's still so much confusion about the 'squirting' issue- it's endemic to the nature of our society I imagine. 1) Not all (or even most) women really experience it (or know it's ever happened to them if it has), 2) It doesn't come out of the urethral opening (that thing just above the dick-hole guys), 3) it is most often embarassing for the woman and 4) It's not piss.
 

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Chippy D - an ass that looks like cookie dough with a healthy smattering of chocolate chips. =(


Welcome back NB, I'm flattered you used my thread as ground zero for your comeback.
 

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Oooooh, thread revived. Just got arount to Dling the video/skimming through it.

It is a bit of a disappointment that she's got such a blemished situation going on down there, but it's not like she's a leper or anything. Black chicks shaved nether-regions look kinda funky from what I have seen over the years. I don't think hers looks any worse than things I've seen before. But I say disappointment mostly because she looks delicious in that picture on the official video box cover. The stills too, really hot. I dunno, I didn't really watch much of the video once it seemed like she was kinda boring to watch fucking. I still think the Paris Hilton videos were awesome, dispite the glaring lack of gynecology-school closeups.

Oh- and the 'squirting'? Errr, alls I can say is that that stream definitely is coming out of her pee-hole in the video. i.e.: It's just her peeing. I like how there's still so much confusion about the 'squirting' issue- it's endemic to the nature of our society I imagine. 1) Not all (or even most) women really experience it (or know it's ever happened to them if it has), 2) It doesn't come out of the urethral opening (that thing just above the dick-hole guys), 3) it is most often embarassing for the woman and 4) It's not piss.

Female ejaculation (commonly known as squirting, gushing and cumming[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm.

Right on everything else though.
 

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Female ejaculation (commonly known as squirting, gushing and cumming[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm.

Right on everything else though.

Actually, having gone and read back about it I think I was about 1/2 wrong, but a good call on your wikipedia-ing "female ejaculation" :). I would go deep into the details behind why I say that, but discussing the intricacies in the relationship between the different organs making up a woman's lower parts on a gaming BBS feels sort of like a thing only Jack the Ripper or Charlie Sheen would engage in (if Jack had computers and shit, y'know). But I will say that I don't think it comes out of the urethral opening like pee, at least not exactly that way, and that the glands (partially) responsible excrete not only through but also outside of said wizz-hole. Like, all the 'wetness' that women experience due to their brain's sexual response readying their bodies for intercourse only comes out of the urethral opening? It sure doesn't, as in I know that isn't necessarily the rule out of having seen it dri... see what bizarre and uncomfy trails this discussion is already taking? Ever see when they extract venom from a snake's fangs? How they squeeze the area behind the fang and the venom just beads up until it attains such volume as to drip off? That's what it looks like outside the urethr... Ughhh, I'm doing it again, just trust me on this one. Having an insatiable curiousity about mysterious things can sometimes lead one to delve deeply enough for them to doubt the wisdom of having delved in the first place.

Chippy D - an ass that looks like cookie dough with a healthy smattering of chocolate chips. =(


Welcome back NB, I'm flattered you used my thread as ground zero for your comeback.

Hi! Did ya miss me?
 

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Hi! Did ya miss me?

Your "fake accounts" kept us entertained in your absence.

But yeah, it's always good to see the dudes who were around when you first joined the forum...all I need now is Roker, DevilRedeemed, Kaos, Fatguy and I'm all set!
 

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Your "fake accounts" kept us entertained in your absence.

But yeah, it's always good to see the dudes who were around when you first joined the forum...all I need now is Roker, DevilRedeemed, Kaos, Fatguy and I'm all set!

Man, whatever happened to Kaos and DevilRedeemed anyway? Two great members there. Fatguy too.

Roker is still around, over on Spamland.
 

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Actually, having gone and read back about it I think I was about 1/2 wrong, but a good call on your wikipedia-ing "female ejaculation" :). I would go deep into the details behind why I say that, but discussing the intricacies in the relationship between the different organs making up a woman's lower parts on a gaming BBS feels sort of like a thing only Jack the Ripper or Charlie Sheen would engage in (if Jack had computers and shit, y'know). But I will say that I don't think it comes out of the urethral opening like pee, at least not exactly that way, and that the glands (partially) responsible excrete not only through but also outside of said wizz-hole. Like, all the 'wetness' that women experience due to their brain's sexual response readying their bodies for intercourse only comes out of the urethral opening? It sure doesn't, as in I know that isn't necessarily the rule out of having seen it dri... see what bizarre and uncomfy trails this discussion is already taking? Ever see when they extract venom from a snake's fangs? How they squeeze the area behind the fang and the venom just beads up until it attains such volume as to drip off? That's what it looks like outside the urethr... Ughhh, I'm doing it again, just trust me on this one. Having an insatiable curiousity about mysterious things can sometimes lead one to delve deeply enough for them to doubt the wisdom of having delved in the first place.



Hi! Did ya miss me?

It comes out of the urethra, but not from the bladder or anything. 99.9% of what you see in porn is pee though.
 

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Lord, it looks like someone's been throwing darts all around her ass and glad I skipped to the end.
 

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Lord, it looks like someone's been throwing darts all around her ass and glad I skipped to the end.

Good gawd, that made me laugh pretty damn hard!

I saw about five seconds then stopped it. I just coudln't bear to watch it all.
 
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