Man dies of eating too much licorice

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Pretty much all local candy is made of licorice. So if i would want to eat myself to death this is one option

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I like black licorice.. i even enjoy dutch double salt licorice.. but my favorite is the “salted herring” licorice from germany. God it’s so good.
 

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Well guys, Christmas is a few months out so we should all send MUC licorice as a gesture to how much he means to the Neo Geo community!

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RIP, but
anyone that eats black licorice just aint right.
 

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Man dies of eating repackaged condoms.
 

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I really like licorice but honestly never really eat it.
 

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What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't like drinking milk straight, black licorice is demon cum, what now you're gonna say that pickled fish is horrible too?
 

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What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't like drinking milk straight, black licorice is demon cum, what now you're gonna say that pickled fish is horrible too?

Pickled fish is horrible
 

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One less moron in the world. I wish all the stupid people would weed themselves out like this.
 

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What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't like drinking milk straight, black licorice is demon cum, what now you're gonna say that pickled fish is horrible too?

I mean, if I was starving sure, but come on... do yoh seriously go to the fridge and drink milk straight?! I can forgive my young kids for doing it but a grown man?

I have a friend who would get a schooner of milk at the pub to go with his steak in between beers. What a faggot...
 

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I mean, if I was starving sure, but come on... do yoh seriously go to the fridge and drink milk straight?! I can forgive my young kids for doing it but a grown man?

I have a friend who would get a schooner of milk at the pub to go with his steak in between beers. What a faggot...

Four years ago I went to a restaurant and ordered a steak and milkshake. I drank the milkshake which caused a thick mucus to form, which in turn made it difficult to swallow. The steak caught in my throat, and nothing would go down. I tried drinking but the water wouldn't go down. I freaked out and ran to the bathroom. I spent 20 minutes violently coughing up until the meat came out.

I don't drink milk before eating anything now. I still have this problem.
 

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As I get older I find the idea of drinking milk more and more strange. Drinking the milk of another animal... weird and gross.

That said, I have no problem eating eggs. Those little unfertilised golden presents from crazy little dino birds. I own chooks, weird little cunts. I’ve watched one lay an egg and I snatched it up while it was still warm and kinda sticky and I took it inside and cracked it into the pan. Did you know chickens shit and lay eggs from the same vent?! Yeah, they call it a vent.
 

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Pretty much all local candy is made of licorice. So if i would want to eat myself to death this is one option

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Licorice is a herbal medicine, as well as a food. If you have a lot of it, it can raise your blood pressure.
 

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Licorice is a herbal medicine, as well as a food. If you have a lot of it, it can raise your blood pressure.

Even kill you, that's confirmed.

But it also say's in the article many of the licorice products in the US do not even contain licorice, funny as that seems but some anise(anus?) oil, i am lucky we have the real deal.
 

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I mean, if I was starving sure, but come on... do yoh seriously go to the fridge and drink milk straight?! I can forgive my young kids for doing it but a grown man?

I have a friend who would get a schooner of milk at the pub to go with his steak in between beers. What a faggot...

Are you trying to shame me for going to the fridge and drinking a nutrient rich, creamy, refreshing bovine juice? But it works so well for a hangover!
 

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Are you trying to shame me for going to the fridge and drinking a nutrient rich, creamy, refreshing bovine juice? But it works so well for a hangover!

If you want to bring on a power spew, sure. I just have another beer.
 

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Even kill you, that's confirmed.

But it also say's in the article many of the licorice products in the US do not even contain licorice, funny as that seems but some anise(anus?) oil, i am lucky we have the real deal.

Correct, most licorice candy is just anise flavored. It's an ungodly flavor - that's why I also think most Absinthe is abhorrent. Why would you ruin a perfectly good beverage with anise?
 

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Correct, most licorice candy is just anise flavored. It's an ungodly flavor - that's why I also think most Absinthe is abhorrent. Why would you ruin a perfectly good beverage with anise?

I do not like the anise flavor either. Abhorrent is the correct word for Absinthe.

Traditional Icelandic spirit is Brennivin or black death. Which i am not a big fan of, it is cumin and caraway flavored, with some resemblance of anise as well.
It is often served cold along with some fermented shark. It is quite something
 
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