Murdered my car today

Hippee

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I totalled my car today. I was driving on 37 to IU. There was a car in front of me and we were approaching an intersection and it was a yellow light. So we speed up but then the car in front of my decides to stop. I slam on my breaks and rear end the car in front of me.

My poor car was leaking antifreeze after it (bleeding :crying: ) The hood was all beat to death and both airbags went off. It was a crap 95 Ford Escort - so it isn't worth the price of one airbag... The other car was fine I guess - they drove down the road a little - and the cops took our information (I guess they just put it in a computer or something).

So they towed my car off. I'm not really hurt - just kinda mad and sad. :mad: :crying: :(

Anyone wanna share crash stories?

:(
 

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yeah one time i pulled into an intersection and made a speeding cop (no lights flashing) swirve and crash into a telephone pole. true story and it was the greatest day of my life.
 

Hippee

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Crap Feelgood, that's kinda crazy.

I used to hate the pigs until today when mine was nice to me - now I think they're alright.
 

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I murder killed my Dodge Ram 2500, doing 80mph on I-95 S. It was 3AM, we meet a Deer. It was Monster Van vs Monster Deer (Challenger weighed in at 250lbs)...

I'll build the scenerio:

50 miles south of Savanaha, GA. I had just fueled up Monster Van.

What I saw was...

Road

Road

Road

DEER FACE! OH SHIT

It wasn't a complete loss, but I decided to let the Van retire to a nice hillbilly in GA.

Then there was the Beretta... we won't go into the Beretta crash, GOD I STILL MISS THAT CAR.
 

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the funny thing is i was making a left as my light turned red. cop coming opposite direction was going like 60 (speed up to beat the red i guess. open road since its like 1am) THROUGH THE FUCKING CITY OF LA. i stopped mid turn like WTF hes not stopping and he swirved and crashed. i was hard pressed to remove the smile off my face b4 they pulled their smashed car into the gas station with me. then they had the nerve to yell at me lol.


and to really appreciate it u must know i drive the smallest shittiest gayest miata the world ever known.

:buttrock:
 

Lets Gekiga In

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nruva said:
I murder killed my Dodge Ram 2500, doing 80mph on I-95 S. It was 3AM, we meet a Deer. It was Monster Van vs Monster Deer (Challenger weighed in at 250lbs)...

I'll build the scenerio:

50 miles south of Savanaha, GA. I had just fueled up Monster Van.

What I saw was...

Road

Road

Road

DEER FACE! OH SHIT

It wasn't a complete loss, but I decided to let the Van retire to a nice hillbilly in GA.

Then there was the Beretta... we won't go into the Beretta crash, GOD I STILL MISS THAT CAR.
Good storytelling there man, I really got into it. ;)

And it's too bad you lost your Beretta. :(
 

Hippee

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I filled my car with gas too before the fatal incident... One of my friends told me it's bad luck to fill your car with gas before driving around or something - he totalled one of his cars that way. Kinda stupid theory though...

:(
 

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Hippee said:
I filled my car with gas too before the fatal incident... One of my friends told me it's bad luck to fill your car with gas before driving around or something - he totalled one of his cars that way. Kinda stupid theory though...

:(

Yeah, but I put 27 gallons in my tank (it's was a 32 gallon tank)... so... that hurt.
 

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Considering most people fill their car up 1-2 times a week at least... yea. :D

Sorry to hear the bad news about your accident though.
 

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FeelGood said:
the funny thing is i was making a left as my light turned red. cop coming opposite direction was going like 60 (speed up to beat the red i guess. open road since its like 1am) THROUGH THE FUCKING CITY OF LA. i stopped mid turn like WTF hes not stopping and he swirved and crashed. i was hard pressed to remove the smile off my face b4 they pulled their smashed car into the gas station with me. then they had the nerve to yell at me lol.


and to really appreciate it u must know i drive the smallest shittiest gayest miata the world ever known.

:buttrock:

:lol:
 

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Hippee said:
I filled my car with gas too before the fatal incident... One of my friends told me it's bad luck to fill your car with gas before driving around or something - he totalled one of his cars that way. Kinda stupid theory though...

:(

WTF: How are you suppose to drive your car with no gas in it?
 

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I totaled my Green 79' CJ7 Jeep. Damn shame, ..i loved that jeep and had just got up enough money (via my tax return) to buy a $1200 fuel injection kit so that old carb would stop overheating about 85°. I was driving home and only 3 blocks away when i went thru a stop sign. I got flashed by the sun on the horizon (i was driving west) and thanx to an almost vertical windshield i couldn't see the stop sign. I ended up hitting a New Dodge truck and it totaled my frame. The really sad thing is i had only 4000 miles on my new BFG's (32 x 10.5 all-terrain TA KO's) and only 2 months on a new split exhaust system w/ new Cats and Series 50 Flowmasters. All in all about $400 down teh drain.

Needless to say i got clipped in my new 99' Taurus 3 months later by ..yep you guessed it, A NEW FUGN' DODGE. I hate Dodge trucks w/ a passion! Wow...think i feel better now....but Dodge, new Dodge still sux.
 

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In Central Florida, taking a left hand turn at an intersection. It was about 11pm. The light was green, I didn't see any on coming head lights. I start taking my left and then out of literally nowhere this '99 Infinity T-bones me as I'm making the left. I am pretty sure she came flying out of the Publix parking lot and had no headlights on. The front of my car was totally smashed in, but the air bags did not deploy and I barely moved. I got out my car, pissed as hell, but went into to action once I noticed how fucked up the bitch who hit me was. Her airbags went off, her front end dented, her collar bone was broken and upper right arm. I called the EMTs and Police and once they came they just shitted on me like no tomorrow.

"License, Registration, and Proof of Insurance please," said the Officer.

"I have my license and registration, but we don't carry insurance cards in Massachusetts. Its law we have to be insured and its stamped on my registration," I said.

"What the hell are you talking about. I don't believe you. Everyone gets insurance cards. Where is your proof of insurance?! Also, get a FL license, its the law!" he said sternly.

"It's on the registration, what else do you want me to tell you sir!"

So I got a ticket for a moving violation (failure to yeild) and a ticket for lack of proof of insurance. SUCH BULLSHIT! I paid the moving violation, but fuck the insurance one.

Now here comes the real irrate part. I get the crash report, my predicted speed 5mph, her predicted speed 55mph, IN A 35MPH ZONE! 20mph over the limit. I know in Massachusetts, a speeding violation takes presendence over a moving violation. I didn't bother with it. I called the lady like a week later to make sure she was okay. The conversation was okay, but then she ended it with "We thought YOU might have killed my baby. I just got pregnant." Thanks lady, makes me feel real good inside. I would have LOVED to have that whore sue me. I would have totally busted out some crazy physics and show that she was really at fault. I'm sorry, but if the ENTIRE front end of my car is punched in to my windsheild and your body is all fucked up, you must have been going pretty fucking fast. I win the suit and I will drain you dry. Either her good luck or her wise lawyer made her not pursue a law suit.

OH, and one last thing. My car was the lovely 2002 Subaru WRX :crying:
I really loved that car. The first car I ever bought for myself. Fucking bullshit, now I'm all angry again. <calm down Evan, you'll get your STi with in the next 2 years.>
 

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I drank half a bottle of jaeger, did a couple shots of bourbon, popped a couple addies, stayed up all night playing NEO GEO w/ friends, and tried to drive to work at 5:30am once. Went across the median and both lanes of traffic on the other side of I-64. Totalled my '92 ford explorer with all my neo stuff in it. Yes I am an idiot. Please no more bashing about this, it was in August and it's all been said in MANY posts in this thread:

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97567

Consequences:
1 day in jail, $600 court costs and fines, $250 lawyer, lost 1 '92 ford explorer, 20 hours DUI classes (+$180), 2 day in home incarceration (bc my high B/A level was an aggravating circumstance), 30 day license suspension

I have realised the error of my ways, and also realize how lucky I was not to get injured and also not to have injured anyone else.

Good that came from this experience. I now REFUSE to drink and drive. The new supergun I built is 10X cooler and better than my old one. I now have a 1986 300zx. It's dirty and the t-tops leak, but it runs PERFECT and it's still a badass car. How could anything that has a v6, 2 seats, t-tops, and a 5-speed not be badass. 'nuff said

-DT
 
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Big Shady said:
My car was the lovely 2002 Subaru WRX :crying:
I really loved that car. The first car I ever bought for myself. Fucking bullshit, now I'm all angry again. <calm down Evan, you'll get your STi with in the next 2 years.>

*Bawling*


Aww man, so sorry to hear that, I feel for you man, I remember once we chatted about both having 02 WRX's...

So sad, i'm sure it's like a death in the family.

I've been in two fairly minor accidents in the past 2 years (Since moving into the city) nothing to minor though... low speed collisons... both my fault... Totalling about $10,000, in Body, Engine, Drivetrain, and Axel work. Some of my darkest days... but it's all fixed now, and the car looks and runs like a champ still.. with 35,000 miles on it.


So sad, I cry for your dead scoobie. :crying:
 

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I'm bound to have an accident any day now. People here in Reno drive like cock sucking douche bags.
I almost hit this one bitch twice in about 7 seconds.
First were at a 4 way stop. Lanes 1 and 2 turn Left only, lanes 3 and 4 are Straight only. I'm in lane 2, this bitch and her boyfriend/husband/whatever are in lane 3.
As I turn left from the turn lane they also turn left from a straight only lane and almost side swipe me.
After that I'm in the right lane to turn right, and the same bitch cuts me off without a turn signal and I was about 3 to 5 inches away from hitting their bumper.
After I slam on the horn and the breaks, we both turn right. They end up pulling over to a complete stop in the left lane now because they're lost or something. I pull up next to them, roll down my window, and launch a large cup of iced tea I just got with my meal at Carl's Jr at their passanger window, then I drive away. They do a u-turn and go back the way they came from.
 

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Ron McRae said:
I pull up next to them, roll down my window, and launch a large cup of iced tea I just got with my meal at Carl's Jr at their passanger window, then I drive away. They do a u-turn and go back the way they came from.

You sir are the fucking man. Nothing worse then almost hitting someone who fails to use their turn signals. I routinely flip off anyone that doesn't signal.
 

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Lagduf said:
I routinely flip off anyone that doesn't signal.

I do the same shit, except I never use my middle finger (it's so cliched.) I use my pointer finger. Afterwards the people drive off with the "what does that guy mean he's number 1?!?" look on their faces.
 

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Stinky-Dinkins said:
I do the same shit, except I never use my middle finger (it's so cliched.) I use my pointer finger. Afterwards the people drive off with the "what does that guy mean he's number 1?!?" look on their faces.

You gotta let the masses know you're the number 1 Jedi in the hood.
 

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Was there a tea bag in it? If you there was you should have gotten it out, strolled up casually to their window, and then slapped it across the bitch's forehead. Then you could have shouted something like "Damn!! I just tea-bagged yo' bitch's fo'head!! Whatchou' gon' do 'bout it, huh!!".

Then you could have sped away angrily. Also, when speeding away angrily, I find that a little burnt rubber is always good, especially if you can manage to have your tyres shoot gravel at the windshield. If you can't manage the small bits of gravel, bellowing tyre smoke is the next best approach. :mr_t:
 

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dogtoy said:
I now have a 1986 300zx.

Does your '86 300zx talk? I know some of the older Nissans use to talk but am not sure which models they were.
 
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