Need Halp Naming A White Trash Kittty!

[voltronbadass]

I took this stray asshole into my home after bonding with him a few weeks over at a white trash apartment building. He needs a name, one that shames him and reminds him of his white trash kentucky stray cat heritage.

So far I like:
Banjo or Roscoe

My girl said to name him Possum, which is also a good one but his full name would have to be Possum Aloysius Jenkins

What can ya'll come up with?

 

[andsuchisdeath]

Sad Onion

 

[ballzdeepx]

Chet

 

[LoneSage]

Kimbo

 

[@M]

Jethro (which is also my dog's name)
Bubba
Festus
Darryl
Vynn

I shouldn't be allowed to name cats though. I came up with "Princess Butter Crumb" for mine.

 

[andsuchisdeath]

Niles-Frasier

 

[HDRchampion]

Pussay Buffet

 

[smokehouse]

Buddy T Cat

(The T is variable but more often than not it stands for "the")

 

[famicommander]

I once owned a cat named Mudflap

 

[voltronbadass]

Oooooh I like Festus

And had actually considered Mudflap for a minute when googling for names

 

[neo_mao]

Whiskers McTwitchy Tail

 

[BIG BEAR]

LUCKY..He's lucky you took him in.
BB

 

[andsuchisdeath]

Chuckie E. Cheese

 

[Yoshi]

Cletus imo

 

[evil wasabi]

Cheetara

 

[Neodogg]

Earl

 

[andsuchisdeath]

Katucky

 

[fake]

Clem

 

[wataru330]

Moon.

As in the moonshine he’s drinking in that picture.

 

[XxHennersXx]

Crank

 

[Hippo]

Incest

 

[Takumaji]

Barn Accident.

Or what about Lyndon.

 

[Massive Urethra Chode]

Diesel

 

[FAT$TACKS]

Here are my top ten choices

10. Enus

9. Cooter

8. Poondawg

7. Cleavon

6. Tar-baby Jones

5. Podunk

4. Huckel-Willy

3. Rock-Spider

2. Pervis

1. Bucephelus

 

[100proof]

Lot of good choices here but I would recommend putting Junior on the end of whatever you decide. Lets people know that not only is he white trash, he comes from a long line of trash cats.