see if you can figure out whats wrong with this story

evil wasabi

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Please? Can we find a way to make this happen?

sure. eliminate taxes and return all government property to the people.

Of course, there'd be no police force or military, so we have a lot of

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norton9478

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Dude, I think our whole country is falling apart.

That too.....

But man, Certain parts of the country is near depression status....

Mostly because people can't adapt...
Especially the hard headed bastards in the midwest...

They grew up their whole lives thinking that everything was going to be great... That their jobs would be around forever bla bla bla.....

It didn't help they voted against the wishes of their union in the 80's....
Only to see their unions to be right on many many issues.
 

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That too.....

But man, Certain parts of the country is near depression status....

Mostly because people can't adapt...
Especially the hard headed bastards in the midwest...

They grew up their whole lives thinking that everything was going to be great... That their jobs would be around forever bla bla bla.....

It didn't help they voted against the wishes of their union in the 80's....
Only to see their unions to be right on many many issues.

Agreed, a lot of people have trouble adapting to change. It's amazing that we've survived on this planet as long as we have.

I think the 80's really fucked our country over because everything was going so well back then. "The decade of excess" made people lazy.
 

rarehero

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looks like they should go on the ramen noodle diet.
not only could you have an inexpensive dinner, you can also afford to buy that ice cream
everyone knows and loves!
 

evil wasabi

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Agreed, a lot of people have trouble adapting to change. It's amazing that we've survived on this planet as long as we have.

I think the 80's really fucked our country over because everything was going so well back then. "The decade of excess" made people lazy.

dude, the 90s were a decade of excess. And this decade, well, it's been shit but because of universal voting.
 

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Even a gypsy would know that barristers and solicitors earn money which contributes to taxes. Taxes are used to fund the government which maintains the cities and villages in the land. Without tax payers, worthless fat fucks would die of starvation and lack of shelter.

No shit man.

I rather give my tax money to poor fat fucks than rich fat politicians.
 
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evil wasabi

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Yeah, us Americans want all the entitlements for ourselves. Fuck everyone else. :emb:

seriously though, if you work for your money, why should that money go to putting food in some fat lazy illiterate 40 year old woman's stomach?
 

Orochi_invisibleink

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seriously though, if you work for your money, why should that money go to putting food in some fat lazy illiterate 40 year old woman's stomach?

think about how many more people in this country could live a lot more comfortably if the government wasnt taking such a big cut of their paycheck
 

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Perverts! Perverts are the way of the future. We need to find a way to change our tax funding to fund perverts. That would stimulate the markets and turn things around and I stand a much better chance getting my tax money back from a pervert than some old rich white guy.
 

Kert

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This is the future of the U.S.A.

Get used to it.
 

evil wasabi

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Perverts! Perverts are the way of the future. We need to find a way to change our tax funding to fund perverts. That would stimulate the markets and turn things around and I stand a much better chance getting my tax money back from a pervert than some old rich white guy.

perverts don't stimulate the economy. They download porn for free on The Pirate Bay.

That's right kids. Click away.
 

kobylka68

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People tell Nunez her daughter could get more money in public assistance if she had a child.

"A lot of people have told me, 'Why don't your daughter have a kid?'"

That is some fucked up advice but I guess thats why a lot of people have tons of kids.
 

GregN

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My Dad calls people like this "the starch eaters" in reference to the Van Goh painting "The Potato Eaters"

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This thread reminds me of the movie Idiocracy for some reason.
 

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I say put them both on the O-Line either the Bengals or Browns; they'll have some use then.
 

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Everyone around here was talking about the John and Ken Show that made fun of this story. It's one of the most hilarious shows I've ever heard from them.

Here's a link an MP3 of it.

(Yeah, yeah, it's a radio show that generally leans conservative, so don't freak out at me about that. :D )
 

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It should be noted that eating meat is not a right... or even necessary..

You have no idea how many people think that they haven't had a proper meal unless it had meat...
 
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