Spinmasters Deer Name it, hold a funeral

Sex Machine

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I think because obviously this deer deserves respect. We should give it a proper NAME and burial complete with a eulogy from all deer respecting members.
 

jro

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I would suggest "this is a terrible thread and bigmonkey is a terrible member."
 

68k

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Eulogy

You sprang to life one fall morn your eyes a glow a new fawn born, eager to begin your ambitious journey. The sweet bavarian ranges giveth life, for you my deer you are unstoppable. Wandered you did, and such actions cost you your life, but not without a fight. Your oponent strong, moderately fast, and painted with textured amaturish paint blended with the night. The light greweth nearer as you grew mesmerized.

Off you go my good fawn off you will go! Frollick in the sky for your story has been written. The golden pastures endeth not as you graze for eternity.
 
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Sex Machine

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Haha, that was great. Now we need some other members with enthusiasm. Edit: Jro doesn't count he just posts his judging of other people.
 

Arcademan

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Name it and have a funeral?!!

IT...WAS...A...FUCKIN...DEER!!! :angry:
 

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THERE ONCE WAS A DEER NAMED GUNTHER,
WHO BEGUILED MANY A HUNTER.

PRETTY DOES ALL WHISPERED HIS NAME,
FOR HE PUT ALL THE BUCKS TO SHAME.

SPINMASTER KILLED HIS ASS. GO USA!
 

ki_atsushi

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Judge Dredd said:

THERE ONCE WAS A DEER NAMED GUNTHER,
WHO BEGUILED MANY A HUNTER.

PRETTY DOES ALL WHISPERED HIS NAME,
FOR HE PUT ALL THE BUCKS TO SHAME.

SPINMASTER KILLED HIS ASS. GO USA!

Ahahaha, excellent. Now ban big_monkey20 please.
 

ki_atsushi

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big_monkey20 said:
Without me you wouldn't have been able to read that. :o

Yeah, but we'd all still be much better off.
 

Sex Machine

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Hmm, I don't post much so I don't bother many, I haven't nor will I ever scam anyone. Don't see the problem, considering I've never spoken to you in my life..that I know of.
 

Heinz

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Shit I stepped on an ant yesterday lets all give him a name and a fucking burial too.
 

Lagduf

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jro said:
I would suggest "this is a terrible thread and bigmonkey is a terrible member."

I concur sir.

I didn't think bigmonkey ever ventured out of chat.
 

F4U57

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+1 for a ridiculous time-wasting thread.
 

kernow

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I told you you should ban big monkey

but oh no

no-one ever listens
 
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