The first time I had sex...

The first time I had sex...


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LoneSage

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nowhere near as amazing as the first I masturbated
 

2D_mastur

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...had to try to be completely silent because her parents were in the room across the hall.
 

Adderall

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Prom night, parents were away, cheerleader... no joke. could have been out of a movie for sure.
 

Fox1

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College dorm, it could have gone a lot worse if my off the boat room mate showed up... (he probably would have asked why I was hurting her).....I hated him lol
 
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Ghost-Dog

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It didn't go all that well. I didn't finish. Or I should say, I didn't finish at the time with her. I had to take care of myself after she left to release the back pressure.

I was too nervous I think. Had no trouble getting it up, but the fucking condom made things take forever. I just couldn't finish for some reason.

I would kill to get another shot with her with my current skillset.
 

Hewitson

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My first time was honestly pretty good. Was with a decent looking chick while no one was home, she had nice big tits & we both blew at exactly the same time.

It's been about a year since I've had a root. I'm a bit worried that after all this time I'll blow as soon as I put it in :lolz:
 

Phyeir

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It was over quick. Between the excitement and the foreplay before, wasn't going to last, I knew that going in.

nowhere near as amazing as the first I masturbated

Also this.
 

Hewitson

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Just because you did a Forrest Gump doesn't mean everyone does, Joe :lolz:
 

Zenimus

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Her parents were in the room almost next door, I couldn't finish with that in my mind.
 

Ancient Flounder

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I think I only went about 10 minutes my first time, but I definitely finished. It also solidified my life-long love of hitting it doggie-style. :buttrock: Other than that, nothing eventful. Kind of summed up my sex life with that girlfriend.
 

Supasaru

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Where's the option for....
'I couldn't get it up and she was a "Christian", leaving me to awkwardly manually shift the gears for the occasion while her whole family was about 4 feet away behind a door thinner than my finger. To make matters worse, the "lucky condom" I had been carrying for over a year had turned into some sort rubbery spiderweb of uselessness and was abandoned in favor of a quick dip in and out and a fingerbang that resulted in the first time I had ever seen a gusher - or any real life vagina for that matter - and I thought I broke her pee mechanism. It freaked me out. I left and played Legend of the Red Dragon. I was dating a SysOps daughter and could get him to reset my turns for they day if I hurried.'

Ya.... I choose that one.
 

Hewitson

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I'm sure your dog won't mind. :)
Don't have one.

Supusaru said:
I left and played Legend of the Red Dragon. I was dating a SysOps daughter and could get him to reset my turns for they day if I hurried.
I vaguely remember that door. Never played it though, I spent all my time on boards downloading warez.

AmiExpress > *
 

Orpheus

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Meh, there is no option for me.

My first time was dope.
I held out, didn't push for it, I was the object of desire, she was hot and a coveted catch herself, she initiated it while house sitting a friends parents house. It was ideal and I consider myself very fortunate that it ended up that way.
 
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