The worst nicknames you've ever heard (or own!)

[WeinerDogSunglasses]

So I'm sitting here watching this UFC marathon for father's day, and Elvis Sinosec (UFC fighter) has the god forsaken nickname of "The King of Rock and Rumble"

I know there are worse nicks, let's hear 'em!

 

[Average Joe]

I named one of my dogs "The Last of the Mohicans Night of the Living Dead Macguffin" or "Lemon" for short.

That might count.

 

[T.A.P.]

Squinky

 

[Marek]

'Tater Salad'

'Squirrel'

'Jerms' , short for Jeremiah

'P-Chode'

'Noodles', 'Nudney'

edit: Almost forgot my favorite one ever. My friend Bo was known as 'Piece' throughout high school and middle school, short for 'Piece of Shit'

 

[WeinerDogSunglasses]

I named one of my dogs "The Last of the Mohicans Night of the Living Dead Macguffin"

Holy shit!

 

[HeartlessNinny]

I named one of my dogs "The Last of the Mohicans Night of the Living Dead Macguffin" or "Lemon" for short.

That might count.

Fuck me, Joe, I didn't realize you were a crazy person.

(P.S. The Nuge approves of shooting animals, not naming them.)

 

[SouthtownKid]

My friend Bo

Bad enough already.

 

[Cavalry]

A kid at my high school's name was Andrew Hull. People called him A-Hull.

 

[Syn]

Ryan Cummings aka Cummer

 

[sammybean]

My cousin has a boyfriend named BJ. I can't take him seriously.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

My friends in France have this friend name "Michel" but another American friend of ours gave him the name "Doo Doo Mitch" for the reason that no matter where we went he'd disappear to take a shit, and a long one too.

Doo Doo Mitch wasn't ashamed of his name either, rather he was proud of it and he was also proud of his "accomplishments" so to say. One time he filled up 2 toilets in the bathroom the club and he felt it was some sort of achievement and he had to tell everyone.

Because he always spent so much time in the bathroom at the club, we used to make jokes like he had his own DJ in the bathroom and he used to get lap dances while he was on the toilet from hot chicks etc etc. We basically made it sound like the bathroom stalls were his "VIP Room" or something.

We used to get a kick out of that stuff. Aaaah I miss Europe.

 

[terry.330]

I knew a guy in high school named Rob everyone called him Gonorrhea. Or Gonz for short.

 

[LoneSage]

My last name's Rice so I've heard Riceroni, Uncle Ben, White Rice, Fried Ricer, etc.

If I had a son or a girl I'd love to name him/her Beat. Because it could go both ways! (Beatrice)


guess it's a good thing i'll never have a kid

 

[OMFG]

 

[TonK]

He's dead.

Dog Faced Gremlin

GregN

TonK

dubdubdub

Bobak

Mr. Yuck

X-Pac

Chicken George

 

[SPINMASTER X]

what is a "TonK" anyway?

 

[TonK]

what is a "TonK" anyway?

Knot spelled backwards, or Nigger Faggot.

But for realz - its a card game I played a lot in H.S.

 

[T.A.P.]

what is a "TonK" anyway?

A metric ton?

 

[neo_mao]

Bobak

lol, Bobak is a real name dude, not a nickname.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

Knot spelled backwards, or Nigger Faggot.

But for realz - its a card game I played a lot in H.S.

I knew you were a nigger faggot I just wanted to know what TonK meant. So it's a cardgame that nigger faggots play, cool.

 

[TonK]

I knew you were a nigger faggot I just wanted to know what TonK meant. So it's a cardgame that nigger faggots play, cool.

 

[IsamuBlue]

My name being Carlos, I've been called...

Los
C-Los
C-Lo
C-Loc
Lolo

In junior high, I was a pretty chunky kid, so a lot of my classmates used to call me "Beef". To this day, I still can't figure out why out of all the possible "fat kid" names I could've been called, they chose "beef".

One of my friends recently started calling me C-Note. I'm not rich or "gangsta" so I know how that popped into his head.

 

[Lagduf]

Back in High School I used to be called Wookie or sometimes Horse.

 

[HeartlessNinny]

I used to know a guy who called me Beardo. For a while some other friends of mine called me Brash. And, because I'm tall, I've heard more than a few Big Bens during my life, but no one's called me that lately (thankfully).

 

[HellioN]

I had the nicname of "Bam Bam" in high school.

Due to my red hair I have have had all the related names that go with it.

I'm currently known as "Dr. Awesome" among my friends.