Why the FUCK am I DARK ANDY? (<--actually Buro Destruct)

Buro Destruct

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If there was one member I'd really not want to be, you sure nailed it.

:help::help:
 

aria

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I've got to admit, this makes the visitor message "to yourself" on your profile all the more amusing.
 

Buro Destruct

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I've got to admit, this makes the visitor message "to yourself" on your profile all the more amusing.
Yeah I read that and my brain kind of inverted for a second.

I suppose it goes without saying that I don't want to be DARK ANDY?
 

Ghost-Dog

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I'm really trying to think of some way to put a silver lining on this situation. But none are within my mental grasp.

There is no silver lining. You never get used to it. The pain never lessens.

Until the curse lifts anyway.

I definitely feel your pain. I think I spent more time saddled with that name than anyone so far.
 

HeartlessNinny

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

I was wondering if anyone was gonna continue with that joke. I guess the only thing you can do is embrace it like ratson did, and hope it goes away sooner rather than later.
 

Bibliophile

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I definitely feel your pain. I think I spent more time saddled with that name than anyone so far.

Actually, I think you had it shorter than anyone else. Abasuto, OMF2097, and Ratson were all cursed longer than you.
 

abasuto

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Throughout our history, a boy's passage into manhood has often involved humiliating and painful acts. From tribal boys tying vines to their penis and jumping from trees to the modern frat hazzing.

True, maybe this isn't as fun as smoking a bowl of mushrooms and running around the desert chasing the spirit wolf, but this is the path chosen for you.
 

Lagduf

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Throughout our history, a boy's passage into manhood has often involved humiliating and painful acts. From tribal boys tying vines to their penis and jumping from trees to the modern frat hazzing.

True, maybe this isn't as fun as smoking a bowl of mushrooms and running around the desert chasing the spirit wolf, but this is the path chosen for you.

We clearly need a name for this new ritual.

Suggestions?

The trials of hungary?
My cats run away when I speak english?
 

Ghost-Dog

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I liken it to being a ringbearer. Carrying the name of DARK ANDY, just like the one ring, stains your soul. You never forget it, until the day you head to the Gray Havens to sail off into the west.
 

Lagduf

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I liken it to being a ringbearer. Carrying the name of DARK ANDY, just like the one ring, stains your soul. You never forget it, until the day you head to the Gray Havens to sail off into the west.

Clearly there needs to be a secret forum then for those who carried the burden.
 

abasuto

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The Rubik's Cube was invented by a Hungarian.
 

OMFG

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Clearly there needs to be a secret forum then for those who carried the burden.

That would be interesting.



"Unshackle the rock of shame!"

"Woo Hoo!"

"Attach the rock of Street Fighter EX and cat love!"

"Doh!"
 

jro

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Throughout our history, a boy's passage into manhood has often involved humiliating and painful acts. From tribal boys tying vines to their penis and jumping from trees to the modern frat hazzing.

True, maybe this isn't as fun as smoking a bowl of mushrooms and running around the desert chasing the spirit wolf, but this is the path chosen for you.

Are those stretchy vines or are there a whole bunch of detached dongs lying around that there tree?
 

ratson

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

I was wondering if anyone was gonna continue with that joke. I guess the only thing you can do is embrace it like ratson did, and hope it goes away sooner rather than later.

I have to admit i snapped in the end and nearly begged to have my name back:emb:
In the end it starts getting to you.It's a curse,a curse i tell you!
 
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