WTF there is an EPIC BEARD MAN MOVIE?

[SouthtownKid]

...starring Danny Trejo?!


They even got the Amber Lamps line in there:


And it's coming out next week? You guys are slipping.

 

[Wachenroder]

Damn I totally forgot about this movie! Wait It's coming out next week?! I am slipping...

 

[Taiso]

God bless Danny Trejo.

My favorite line is when Charles S. Dutton corrects Ron Perlman:

"BAD ASS."

 

[aria]

So is this direct-to-VHS?

 

[LoneSage]

would be nice if EBM gets a cameo

 

[Moon Jump]

Between this and God Bless America, it's a good time to go to the movies.

 

[bokmeow]

No one is going to supplant Jack Burton as the undisputed heroic, 18-wheeler driving average joe.

 

[Taiso]

There are everyman movies with characters who aren't nearly as obscure as Jack Burton.

I love Big Trouble, but he's not one of those characters where general audiences go 'oh yeah, this guy's okay, but he's no JACK BURTON.'

Burton's awesome, still cult.

 

[Poonman]

Looks like 4chan is becoming the new Church of Scientology.

 

[BobbyPeru]

I miss hand drawn movie posters.

 

[Gozer]

My reaction to this is on par with my reaction to Saftey Not Guaranteed

They better get a good Amber Lamps.

 

[jeff bogard]

i didn't know about this one, thanx STK....

 

[Jack Burton]

No one is going to supplant Jack Burton as the undisputed heroic, 18-wheeler driving average joe.

Damn Right!!!

 

[OrochiEddie]

so they are basing films off youtube clips now? Well I can't say I expected that

 

[Mike Shagohod]

I hope Thomas Bruso is either in this movie or is a consultant.

 

[Wachenroder]

so they are basing films off youtube clips now? Well I can't say I expected that

I'm sure this is only the beginning. Look out for super saiyin kid in 2013!

 

[SouthtownKid]

The thing I keep coming back to is that I wonder what the real Amber Lamps guy thinks about this.

 

[LoneSage]

probably pissed he get replaced by skinheads

 

[SNKorSWM]

They totally forgot about the "I am motherfucker" shirt. XD

 

[cannonball]

The thing I keep coming back to is that I wonder what the real Amber Lamps guy thinks about this.

He's probably still too busy doing interviews trying to spin the situation to make him look like he was standing up to racism and not just drunkenly harassing someone without provocation.

 

[Hot Chocolate]

Trejo, Pearlman and Dutton all in one movie!?!?! Must see it

 

[Rob Black]

They should make a movie off of Antoine Dodson aka bed intruder song guy