You ever fooled around with a married person?

[SouthtownKid]

NO.

No good can come out of it in the long run. You don't want to look back and regret what you did.... or worse...

Remeber, son: it's better to regret something you DID do than something you didn't.

 

[poodude]

This thread is fucking crazy. I'd say it would be mighty tempting; can't say I'd do it though, especially if it involved breaking up a family.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

2 girls and a cup is one thing,still gross as hell, but that shit (see what I did there) you linked to is fucking gross... seriously who gets of to Scat porn?!?!?!

I don't know. I didn't even get off to it. I just watched in Amazement and Horror. It's one thing to have an ass fetish, ass spelunking and even licking the anus. It's another to be smeared in, and/or chew on and/or "eat & ingest" feces all together though.

 

[T.A.P.]

I'm more confused by the fact that Germany is apparently famous for that kind of stuff.

 

[HeartlessNinny]

Really now?
(NSFW)

I am REALLY glad I didn't click that. Gross. (I feel a bit nauseous just thinking about it.)

 

[evil wasabi]

Really now?
(NSFW)

Great. Now I have to clear my cache. Thanks Mike.

 

[Rade K]

I don't know. I didn't even get off to it. I just watched in Amazement and Horror. It's one thing to have an ass fetish, ass spelunking and even licking the anus. It's another to be smeared in, and/or chew on and/or "eat & ingest" feces all together though.

I know you like the idea of a shitting table though.

I hear Dolph Lundgren is also a fan.

 

[cannonball]

Yes. Don't think I'd do it again though.

 

[SouthtownKid]

I'm not clicking on any Merc links until he gets his domestic situation in order. At the very least.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

I know you like the idea of a shitting table though.

I hear Dolph Lundgren is also a fan.

I do like the glass table SCAT though. It's a total turn on to see
when your under the table, a really hot chick hovering over it and
pushing/grunting, and there's this slithering chocolate snake emerging
from her stink star... PLOP, PLOP onto the table.

Underneath is furious masturbation.

Dolph's a fan huh? How do you know this?

I like his movies, always controversial plot lines and stuff. Guess he's
"Controversial" in his fetishes too.

I'm not clicking on any Merc links until he gets his domestic situation in order. At the very least.

 

[aria]

I did it a couple times. One of them was a real good friend of mine for a few years. I never saw her as somebody I would fuck, but that's because I was getting steady poon then. Then I hit a dry spell, and one day we were texting each other shit back and forth and she sent me "fuck you" and I replied with "please do," in which she followed up with "really?"

Then it struck me. When I thought about it, I would fuck this woman. I didn't even remember the husband until she said she was going to get a hotel for a couple nights and pay for it with his card. I thought that was a real shitty thing to do, but then I thought about all the sex that I was going to have and I just really didn't care. It had been a couple months and I was ready to get mine.

The funny thing was the age differences between all of us. I was 24 at the time. She was 35, and her husband was 52 (I think). He got so angry when he found out about it. Another little twist was that one of my friends was fucking her for about a year. When we started fucking, there was a good 6 months before he found out about it. It's not like I tried to keep it from him. I mean, he was fucking other people, too, but at one point they started talking about marriage and how she was going to leave her husband. Of course, it never happened. My friend took it the wrong way. He didn't get mad at me, but he thought if he started fucking her again (she quit for a little while when she thought we were going to become an item) that I would feel the sting he felt. Needless to say I didn't care when she went back to him, even though she tried to keep it a secret, but he would tell me and apathy would just wash over me.

I didn't really care for all the drama that surrounded it. In fact, I only fucked her every couple weeks or so. It was just often enough to keep me sane, and not often enough to draw any suspicion from other people.

I'll tell you what. There's nothing hotter than somebody drunk out of their mind sending you a text asking you to come over and fuck them, and then being able to leave with no strings attached.

EDIT - It ended when the husband found out that my friend got her pregnant, and that she got an abortion. It just got too weird for me at that point. The dude came over his house with his son wanting to start shit (which is also kind of funny because the husband's son is about the same age my friend was).

Man, wow. Hell of a story.

 

[RAINBOW PONY]

Remeber, son: it's better to regret something you DID do than something you didn't.

That's what murderers say.

 

[OMFG]

I do like the glass table SCAT though. It's a total turn on to see
when your under the table, a really hot chick hovering over it and
pushing/grunting, and there's this slithering chocolate snake emerging
from her stink star... PLOP, PLOP onto the table.

Underneath is furious masturbation.

Dolph's a fan huh? How do you know this?

I like his movies, always controversial plot lines and stuff. Guess he's
"Controversial" in his fetishes too.

Here's a cleaner solution.

 

[Segata_Sanshiro]

mcbump

I love crazy stories threads

 

[Segata_Sanshiro]

The pay per hour annonymous love hotels certainly help too.

EEEEEEEEEW a pay per hour hotel. Imagine how fulla jizz the sheets are

 

[SetaSouji??]

I have a story to go with this thread.

The whole scenario is actually how I met my wife. Well an older friend of mine (now my father in law) introduced me to his youngest daughter. She wasn't happy with her first marraige and to cut the boring crap out we ended up fucking.

A few days later she left him and we got married a year and a half later. Good times...

 

[SouthtownKid]

How odd.

I completely forgot about this thread, and when I re-read the first post, my advice (before I realized I had already replied) was going to be exactly the same as what I said 11 months ago. How's that for consistency.

But as far as your story goes, SetaSouji, you've got a lot of guts marrying someone you KNOW is capable of cheating on her husband. No brains, but a lot of guts. Good luck with that.

 

[Zenimus]

I have to admit, I came pretty close. About as close as you can without going all the way...

The year was 20XX...

There was a lady who regularly attended my fitness sessions, and who became increasingly flirtatious with me. She was tomboyish and cute, and a few years older than me. I knew her for about a year, but she kept her personal life a secret. Eventually, emails about where to meet up for the next fitness group became increasingly personal. Then one day they turned unexpectedly explicit! A few more blatantly lusty emails later, she decided to spill the beans that she was married and had kids. She apparently had no love for her husband and only married him because he got her pregnant.

I guess this is where most guys would have hit the road, but for some reason my judgement was still clouded. Thoughts of a private meetup still swirled into my head.

At this time, by random chance, an old flame of mine entered back into my life. We went out a couple times, innocent stuff, and I found that she was much more mature and at ease than when I previously knew her. So now I'm stuck between the attentions of two women.

Over the next few days I decided I would break it off with the married one. I called her and told her about the other girl and she seemed to be mostly okay with it. She also told me she was nearby and wanted to talk about it in person. Well... I guess I should've seen it coming, but I didn't. 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base... it came down to the home stretch when I stopped and said I shouldn't go through with it. She just said "Are you sure? Okay" and that was it.

It's been over a year since and I just recently became engaged to the old flame girl. I'm happy with the way things have turned out!

 

[SouthtownKid]

She also told me she was nearby and wanted to talk about it in person.

 

[Zenimus]

Yeah, fortunately she wasn't too psychopathic. Things could've ended a lot worse than they did!

 

[fake]

Once, a girl was hitting on me. She worked at Guitar Center AND was talking to me about NES AND she was WAY hot. Then she mentioned her husband and got that look on her face like "oops I didn't mean to say that." Fuck that shit.

 

[IsamuBlue]

We're only human, and the temptation is always gonna be there. The key is that you don't act on it.

 

[aria]

The year was 20XX...

So last year?

 

[ki_atsushi]

Closest I got was this hot little chick who was 10 years older than me, and had been separated from her husband for 3+ years. So officially she was married still, just never bothered to get the divorce papers.

 

[Zenimus]

So last year?

Yep, I guess there wasn't much mystery with that.

Incidentally it also explains my absence from this site for most of last year. Too much craziness with life.