You ever fooled around with a married person?

HeartlessNinny

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Getting back to the topic, I say it depends entirely on the situation. A good friend of mine is going out with a married woman (or at least he was, I haven't asked about it in a while), and her marriage was on the rocks and isn't long for this world. In that case, I say why wait around. Life is short.

Of course, if the woman's hubby is a decent sort and would be pretty destroyed by the whole thing, it'd be in poor taste to cuckold the poor bastard. After all, no one wants to be on the other end of that kind of deal.

So long story short: go for it? I say maybe.
 

SuperDeadite

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At least once, maybe more but I'll never know. The one time I know of is when I was just out in a bar doing the usual stuff, met a hottie, went to a hotel, had a lot of fun. In the morning she told me she was married with 2 kids. We said good-bye and that was all. Japanese people tend to cheat a lot on their spouses from my experience. In fact it seems that most married Japanese fully expect their spouse to cheat every once in awhile. The pay per hour annonymous love hotels certainly help too.
 

Steve

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NO.

No good can come out of it in the long run. You don't want to look back and regret what you did.... or worse.

Also... I just saw a movie where a guy cheated on his wife with a woman who was going through a divorce.

The ex ended up killing both of them.

And now I see your thread. Timing is right on, eh? DON'T DO IT MAN. You've been warned...
 

Spike Spiegel

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I'll admit it, I did a few years ago. Had sex with a married woman about... oh 20 times. Haven't seen her in years, but it was awesome. A bit scary and I felt like a douche bag, but when I was with her, I just sort of forgot about all that.

Now a days, the only married woman I have sex with is my wife. Party's over.
 

smokehouse

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Many times...I'm quite the motherfucker you know.





We're talking about fooling around with our wives...right? :tickled:
 

Tallahassee

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Don't do it. You have no idea what's going on in their marriage. She may be lying about him cheating just to lure you in or to make herself feel better about it. It's not that you may get hurt or killed by her husband, it's that you shouldn't hurt anyone like that. He may have cheated and they may have supposedly worked out their problems. He may be the nicest guy on earth trying everything he can for her. Do you know if they have children? That would be another thing to consider. Would you want to break up a marriage and a family? How would you feel knowing that their are children out there missing their mother or father and crying themselves to sleep about it because you wanted to have meaningless sex with someone? Please don't do it, not just for yourself but for everyone else also. Trust me if she is right about him cheating, she will not find what she is looking for by cheating to get revenge.
 

Mike Shagohod

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I can honestly say that I've never done it. But a few days ago, this married girl told me she is interested in taking on "El Gigante". Normally, I don't mess with married people, but she mentioned her husband has cheated on her before.
Sort of curious if you guys have ever been in a similar situation and what was the result.
Thanks.

/drunken rant

Best you keep this in mind (from the dude's end) even if he's cheated on her in the past. Don't do it. Hell with all the crap I've been through and the opportunities that were there (several with married women) I wouldn't do it. One way or another, some way or another DRAMA will rear it's head. And I'm sorry but when we're 16 to 21, I can understand the "I did it all for the nookie, so take that cookie and shove it up your..." mindset, but after you've lived a bit (which you don't seem to me to be a greenhorn) you realize no one needs to live with drama. Unless the chick's got sparks coming out her pussy, and her juices are the elixir of youth and the two of you could kill her husband and obtain "The quickening" then ride the Shinkansen only to fight a clan of Ninja and slice them up too.

Forget it.
 

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I wouldn't have sex with a married girl or girlfriend because I don't want to hurt the guy's feelings.
 

Lagduf

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I'm laughing out loud thanks to Merc's post. Never would I have imagined someone would have invoked the quickening in this thread.

Well played sir.
 

SonGohan

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I did it a couple times. One of them was a real good friend of mine for a few years. I never saw her as somebody I would fuck, but that's because I was getting steady poon then. Then I hit a dry spell, and one day we were texting each other shit back and forth and she sent me "fuck you" and I replied with "please do," in which she followed up with "really?"

Then it struck me. When I thought about it, I would fuck this woman. I didn't even remember the husband until she said she was going to get a hotel for a couple nights and pay for it with his card. I thought that was a real shitty thing to do, but then I thought about all the sex that I was going to have and I just really didn't care. It had been a couple months and I was ready to get mine.

The funny thing was the age differences between all of us. I was 24 at the time. She was 35, and her husband was 52 (I think). He got so angry when he found out about it. Another little twist was that one of my friends was fucking her for about a year. When we started fucking, there was a good 6 months before he found out about it. It's not like I tried to keep it from him. I mean, he was fucking other people, too, but at one point they started talking about marriage and how she was going to leave her husband. Of course, it never happened. My friend took it the wrong way. He didn't get mad at me, but he thought if he started fucking her again (she quit for a little while when she thought we were going to become an item) that I would feel the sting he felt. Needless to say I didn't care when she went back to him, even though she tried to keep it a secret, but he would tell me and apathy would just wash over me.

I didn't really care for all the drama that surrounded it. In fact, I only fucked her every couple weeks or so. It was just often enough to keep me sane, and not often enough to draw any suspicion from other people.

I'll tell you what. There's nothing hotter than somebody drunk out of their mind sending you a text asking you to come over and fuck them, and then being able to leave with no strings attached.

EDIT - It ended when the husband found out that my friend got her pregnant, and that she got an abortion. It just got too weird for me at that point. The dude came over his house with his son wanting to start shit (which is also kind of funny because the husband's son is about the same age my friend was).
 
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HeartlessNinny

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Yeah, that sounds like a bad situation all right. You touch on two rules for fucking married women: one, for god's sake, don't knock them up. Two, don't think they're gonna leave their husbands unless the marriage was already fucked up beyond repair before you got there.
 

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AWESOME

Thinking about fooling around w/ a married woman on valentine's day

the timing of this thread is impeccable :lolz:
 

SonGohan

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I remember one time she was getting drunk and asked me to come over. When I got there, I started drinking, but she was way ahead of me. When we started fucking I finished and realized she was passed completely the fuck out. So I took her fountain drink that was on the coffee table and put my used rubber in it, closed the lid, and stumbled to my drummer's house that was a couple blocks away.

To this day I wonder if she ever saw it. I'm sure she didn't try to drink a flat coke the following morning, but in order to throw it away you have to pour the leftovers down the sink and I wonder if she did and saw it. If she did, she didn't say anything to me. Or maybe she didn't remember which one of us she fucked so she just didn't say anything.

When I got to my drummer's house I told him the story and we laughed so hard. He was also a bartender, so he created a drink called "Rubber-Coke" that was an inside joke from that situation. I don't remember what was in it (maybe a used rubber, hehe), but it was god-awful.

Man, she was so white trash, but really super hot. She was real fun to be around for the first few years when she was just a friend. I sort of miss those days when we just hung out, but after all the shit that's happened there's no way to go back to that.
 

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My buddy once had an army wife take him in to her base house and they started going at it...

Then 5 minutes later her husband walked in and he was like "Ohh Shit". But then her husband just unzipped his fly and joined in...

It was a setup.
It was like a porno...
 

qube

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I fool around with my wife, she's married... :annoyed:
 

jro

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@snuffleduf: of course, she's all yours, you've had fair warning!

@CarpGuy: damn, man, what was I thinking, as usual, STK makes me see the light. GO FOR IT! Pussy is pussy, bro. Get you some.
 

Mike Shagohod

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please tell me that's not real poo......

It is, she's some German SCAT fetish model/porn star.

It's an old webpage from years ago. Some say she's dead from ingesting too much. Some say she's still making videos. I dunno. I was bored one night and watched a 20 minute video and just kind of said "WTF?" :spock: Even I couldn't jerk off to it, but it was one of those can't-look-away things.
 

djdelly

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It is, she's some German SCAT fetish model/porn star.

It's an old webpage from years ago. Some say she's dead from ingesting too much. Some say she's still making videos. I dunno. I was bored one night and watched a 20 minute video and just kind of said "WTF?" :spock: Even I couldn't jerk off to it, but it was one of those can't-look-away things.

2 girls and a cup is one thing,still gross as hell, but that shit (see what I did there) you linked to is fucking gross... seriously who gets of to Scat porn?!?!?!
 
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