Does anyone here live in Italy?
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I live in East Germany that's like South Italy without Rome and Naples and the Adriatic Sea and the nice weather.
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Sounds pretty fucking good tbh
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It's not that bad. There are more trees than peeps in Thuringia.
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there's an italian subforum on this very website, you mongo.
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Joe, add this to your knowledge base.
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I don't live in Italy, but I was wondering if you could help me locate a supplier of left-handed screw-drivers so I can assemble some Ikea furniture?
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Joe Ate... it all makes sense now.
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Still not 100% sure if the question is serious (it's my fault, forum humour is often lost on me), but with Italy you can't really give a generic answer 'cause every region is like a miniature nation with its culture, food, dialect, history and weather. Planning to move here, Joe?
BTW I wouldn't recommend those "one euro" houses unless your dream is living in a small town with very little modern conveniences (and unless you're ready to spend a ton of money on the inevitable renovation, of course).
BTW I wouldn't recommend those "one euro" houses unless your dream is living in a small town with very little modern conveniences (and unless you're ready to spend a ton of money on the inevitable renovation, of course).
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Rome would be the greatest city in the world if those savages just had air conditioning.
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It is the greatest city in my world. The Pantheon alone is hard to top.
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Apparently there are a lot of mushrooms, large sewer pipes, and open man-holes.
Popular local greetings include: "It's-a me - Mario!", "Let's-a go!", and "If you touch my sister again, I'll kill you."
Mario and Luigi are common first names.
And allegedly plumbing is big business there.
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and all the cars are gondolas
What I really want to know about Italy is how all of the women start off looking like this:
but end up looking like this:
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A lot, I mean A. LOT. of penis.
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its all the gabalgoo
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Being chased endlessly by a huge half-turtle/half-dragon creature is going to take its toll I guess.