I just got in a fight

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No skateboard and no blacks involved = fight aint real
 

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DARK ANDY said:
Here's a fact about Pro Wrestling :

Each bump is the equivalent of being pushed by a car at 20 MPH. (Not hit and run style, but imagine putting yourback to the fender of a car and it thrusts into 20 MPH, that's a bump)

Scoop Slam, Vertical Suplex, everytime you drop to the mat, that's what it's like.

I've had a few moves used against me on a professional ring.

That shit hurts.

Plain and simple, it hurts.

It's not just focused pain either, it's like your whole body takes this weird sort of "rattling" blow... the best I could describe it I guess.
 

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Average Joe said:
He started doing the backyard thing with an assload of old mattresses with his friends and then from there, it just sort of progressed... met people along the way from going to amateur shows and whatnot; checked out some school that's in NH, but mostly just learned from meeting people who eventually became his friends that were willing to help out.

He's gotten pretty good too.

His upper body is quite massive and he's a lot a more speedy and agile than you'd think he would be for his size.

I'm no fighter but I am fairly solid and well-built but I doubt even at my best I could put up anything but a fifteen second fight against him (not that we would ever fight, because we're tight and he doesn't do steroids so he never "rages out.)

Personally, I detest wrestling, but I do have a fairly large level of respect for the effort and pain that these folks go through.

It's not that hard to get into really, it's just all about getting out there to meet people and looking up wrestling schools in your area that you could go to.
well i took suai chow for a while as a kid, and played a lot of baseball, but since then i haven't exactly been in shape. i need to turn about 20 pounds i have on me right now into muscle. build some stamina and shit then go down and try out for some schools here and there. how tall is your brother though? i'm only 5'10'' but i'd want to have a weight of around 250 and be able to lift a lot more than my max right now (around 270) i really just need to get back in shape, but now that i know that what it takes is just going to the schools and meeting people and just going out and doing it, makes it seem much easier. it'll happen though, i wanna fuckin do that shit man. i think it'd be the most fun thing to do with my spare time.
 

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Average Joe said:
I've had a few moves used against me on a professional ring.

That shit hurts.

Plain and simple, it hurts.

It's not just focused pain either, it's like your whole body takes this weird sort of "rattling" blow... the best I could describe it I guess.

Exactly, it's not specific pain, it's body pain.
 

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your story could be easily rewritten to sound like a porno.
 

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Xian Xi said:
your story could be easily rewritten to sound like a porno.
lol, yea, I found that out already with nruva's post. I'm really pretty bad at storytelling thought text.
 

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Kim _Kaphwan said:
i was suprised at how effective pulling off one of those wrestling moves is in a real fight. i remember in highschool two kids were gonna get in a fight in the locker room after PE class. and they start pushing each other and yelling. when one just snaps. he kicks the other dude hard as he can in the chest. then when he's reeling gets him in the stone cold stunner. other kid was on the ground with a ton of neck pain and a broken nose. and the kid who pulled off the stunner walked out. shit was effective as all hell at ending the fight. i guess cause most fights end with wrestling around, wrestling moves would give you an advantage.

While the guy shouldn't have said "fuck your mother," I would recommend a DDT on him as well. Hell, even a Canadian Destroyer if possible and yeah, it's pretty amazing to see how quickly a fight ends if you pull off a hangman's neckbreaker, a spear, a dropkick, sidewalk slam, dragon suplex, power bomb, etc.
 

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Kim _Kaphwan said:
well i took suai chow for a while as a kid, and played a lot of baseball, but since then i haven't exactly been in shape. i need to turn about 20 pounds i have on me right now into muscle. build some stamina and shit then go down and try out for some schools here and there. how tall is your brother though? i'm only 5'10'' but i'd want to have a weight of around 250 and be able to lift a lot more than my max right now (around 270) i really just need to get back in shape, but now that i know that what it takes is just going to the schools and meeting people and just going out and doing it, makes it seem much easier. it'll happen though, i wanna fuckin do that shit man. i think it'd be the most fun thing to do with my spare time.

Yeah, he's all about the mass/bulk muscle and wrestling has done nothing but help him out with that.

Between taking all these various [legal] supplements; hitting the gym up on a regular basis and practice/real wrestling sessions his muscle mass increased at an almost frightening fast pace.

It's kind of funny because we're both quite serious about physical fitness yet we're on opposite ends of the spectrum.

I'm going after low body fat and definition like Mr. Spiegel here while he wants the muscle mass that will allow him to be able to toss a stocky midget clear across a football field (he's not that far off either... that midget is in trouble.)
 
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what middle school? guillen? that's the only that came to my mind, maybe the one @ piedras....
 

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Arthas said:
Yea, I hadn't gotten into one either since high school, I'm 22 now. I'm feeling pretty bad, so I figure the best medicine right now is to just go to bed.

Not sure if you mean physically bad or mentally bad (well, I reckon you must be feeling physically bad).

If you're regretting it at all - don't.

No one was seriously hurt, stabbed, shot, or killed. It was a good old fashioned punch up. You probably blew off a lot of stress in the process too.

That was a good story - thanks for sharing.
 

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Average Joe said:
Yeah, he's all about the mass/bulk muscle and wrestling has done nothing but help him out with that.

Between taking all these various [legal] supplements; hitting the gym up on a regular basis and practice/real wrestling sessions his muscle mass increased at an almost frightening fast pace.

It's kind of funny because we're both quite serious about physical fitness yet we're on opposite ends of the spectrum.

I'm going after low body fat and definition like Mr. Spiegel here while he wants the muscle mass that will allow him to be able to toss a stocky midget clear across a football field (he's not that far off either... that midget is in trouble.)
i need to join a gym, i need to build that muscle mass to amazing proportions. or at least enough to toss a guy 50 pounds heavier than me around a bit. honestly most of wrestling is stamina. being able to move and grapple and dance like that for sometimes more than an hour in some matches... well it takes a ton outta you. i'm definately gonna go for it though. no reason not to. that and hell with the shawn michaels school in san antonio it's a direct outlet for the WWE who is constantly scouting for new talent.
 

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Kim you can seriously bench 270 pounds?
Sure you didn't mean 170?
 

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LoneSage said:
Kim you can seriously bench 270 pounds?
Sure you didn't mean 170?
i used to could dunno if i still can. back in my baseball days when i weighed 230 and all of it was muscle when i could do a 15 minute 3 mile..those were the days. since then it's been two years of laziness and cheeseburgers and now i'm 240 and blubbery. sucks. most people who do weight training can bench and deadlift much more than their own weight. it isn't hard. i was pushing for 300 back then. i need to get that back.

i've never been a little guy for my height. hell i think last time my max lift was 170 was in middle school when i was like 150 pounds in 8th grade. i was always built with more a heavyweight setting over a featherweight build. also used to be a lot more athletic. baseball, swimming, wrestling... it's been a downward spiral since then haha.
 
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Kick/hit em in the nuts next time.
Do it over and over to.
 

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You should of said some shit in spanish too, like concha de tu madre or hermana, lol like we do in argentina. lol
 

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Sounds like a believable fight to me.

Most street fights end up on the found, unless some fag sneaks somebody.

Anyway, you shoulda stuck your finger in his ass when you were wrestling.
 
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