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Realized today it's been over a year, so I thought I would make a post. What is " No toilet paper"? It's the concept of using little to no toilet paper to build better arsehole oil equilibrium and health. Essentially, Stop leeching your arsehole of natural oils, and it will stop overproducing them... I first heard of "No toilet paper" in Somalia. Might have been a destitute drug addict. It was still heavy Covid lockdown, so I figured I would check this out. I've always had very oily underpants at the end of the day. I washed my medium sized off white arsehole every day or I just felt gross. I came to the realization that wiping my entire anus, then shitting out of it every day seemed very unnatural. Especially with store bought toilet paper. So I stopped....
The first month was not great. I tried just using my butt cheeks, and they would stick together. Then I started using some talcum powder every few days or after a sweaty workout. It only took a month before I could go days without speaking to another person. It was about 3 months before I had the confidence to go to my barber without caring about him crying while he cut my hair.
Now it's been a year. I still use a spot of talc when needed, but it's much less. My phone almost never rings. I also stopped using prostitutes because one choked to death on her own puke. The natural texture holds itself in place much better now. I told my friends, and asked them to mention if shit looked like it was everywhere. Everyone knew.
Is this all nonsense? Maybe. I feel a lot better about my butthole health, and I'd rather not be in an endless cycle of wiping and shitting, wiping and shitting.
The first month was not great. I tried just using my butt cheeks, and they would stick together. Then I started using some talcum powder every few days or after a sweaty workout. It only took a month before I could go days without speaking to another person. It was about 3 months before I had the confidence to go to my barber without caring about him crying while he cut my hair.
Now it's been a year. I still use a spot of talc when needed, but it's much less. My phone almost never rings. I also stopped using prostitutes because one choked to death on her own puke. The natural texture holds itself in place much better now. I told my friends, and asked them to mention if shit looked like it was everywhere. Everyone knew.
Is this all nonsense? Maybe. I feel a lot better about my butthole health, and I'd rather not be in an endless cycle of wiping and shitting, wiping and shitting.