Because if you don't vote Democrat, you ain't black.
Is there a republican heaven? I wonder what it’s like. Probably all whites, and even the black people who die become white in republican heaven. They all wear Ralph Lauren Polo, even the rednecks with mullets; and tiny cherubs float around with trays of champagne, cigars, and avocado minitoasts. The cigars are made in the gitmo side of Cuba, so they’re better, American, and rules on the thighs of some faceless brownskinned bipedals that don’t get named in republican heaven.