Johnny Depp... vs The Sun... vs Amber Heard....

[Rot]

Anyone been following this?

... because to be honest... I want Captain Jack Sparrow back...

@RotMeToo.

xROTx

 

[Dr Shroom]

I wish I had 650 million dollarydoos to lose.

 

[racecar]

Elon musk and Tesla is red hot right now and filthy (clean energy )rich ..

 

[Bratwurst]

The only thing I know is that Depp called her Amber Turd because she apparently shit their bed and had a maid clean it up.

 

[Lagduf]

lol

No way in hell i’m cleaning up the shit of an adult capable of doing it themselves.

Have some fucking dignity and clean up after yourself.

 

[Taiso]

From what I understand, she shat in the bed as an insult to Depp, not some uncontrolled bowel movement.

Look into how insufferable Amber Heard has been. She's been quite the peach.

 

[Lagduf]

That’s even worse.

I work with emotionally disturbed youth and they don’t even stoop to that level.

 

[Rot]

I plan to read up on this "shit"... literally...

I saw it on the BBC news but wasn't all that invested (rich people doing dumb stuff... meh)... but now, well... if shitting on a bed is involved...

I am gonna research the shit out of this...

xROTx

PS. Plz note the number of faeces references in this thread

 

[DevilRedeemed]

Rich people problems

 

[neo_mao]

Johnny Depp is the man.

A girl once told me I look like Johnny Depp. And no, not the Pirates of the Caribbean Depp - this was before that.

 

[Taiso]

Amber Heard is basically the nightmare you never want to get involved with. The kind of woman that sets feminism back 100 years. Do not engage

Feel free to chase the paper trail. This is a good article to get you started.

I've followed the case pretty closely for a while. A lot of shit has gone down.

Depp's a fuck up but Heard is insane.

 

[StevenK]

Amber Heard is basically the nightmare you never want to get involved with. The kind of woman that sets feminism back 100 years. Do not engage

Feel free to chase the paper trail. This is a good article to get you started.

I've followed the case pretty closely for a while. A lot of shit has gone down.

Depp's a fuck up but Heard is insane.

would still fuck

 

[HDRchampion]

Johnny Depp is the man.

A girl once told me I look like Johnny Depp. And no, not the Pirates of the Caribbean Depp - this was before that.

Was this girl your mom or grandma?

 

[pixeljunkie]

All I know is I've been here, multiple times (sans frozen cow tit fat running over my pants) - it's hardly the image of a man ruined. He's just passed out drunk. My wife just rolls her eyes and we move onto the next day...where it probably happens again.

 

[Stefan]

From what I understand, she shat in the bed as an insult to Depp, not some uncontrolled bowel movement.

Practically sounds like a taboo wonder Bat Signal for summoning Mike "Glass Table" Shagohod(AKA Merc) instead of Bruce Wayne.

 

[theMot]

I googled the turd pic (for research purposes) she was clearly of her skull, you can tell cause the turd is a blackish green colour. I used to do shits like that after a heavy innings of ecstasy and lines.

 

[LoneSage]

 

[GohanX]

Amber Heard is basically the nightmare you never want to get involved with. The kind of woman that sets feminism back 100 years. Do not engage

Feel free to chase the paper trail. This is a good article to get you started.

I've followed the case pretty closely for a while. A lot of shit has gone down.

Depp's a fuck up but Heard is insane.

I'd still pound her poop chute. Under an assumed name, of course.

 

[Digmac]

Someone free Depp and put Amber Heard out of her misery... She sounds like the devil incarnate.

 

[Taiso]

I'd still pound her poop chute. Under an assumed name, of course.

Definitely make sure she doesn't know it's you.

I'd also recommend wearing an Elon Musk mask.

 

[DevilRedeemed]

Depp clearly felt strongly attracted to this unbridled whirlwind of mayhem though. I think he always knew it would come to this, that he was burning it all down because it felt good and right. What can you do? It takes 2 to tanto as they say

 

[MetalSlugVet]

The funny part is that Amber heard wanted everyone to know how crazy Johnny Depp was and how he abused her. He even lost acting roles because people where taking her seriously. Today everyone knows she is crazy now and a bold faced liar.

I think shitting in someone’s bed on purpose should be a felony!

 

[2D_mastur]

Poor dude really paid the price for craddle robbing.

 

[LWK]

I hope that dude had a mattress cover on that bed under the sheets.

 

[StaticX]

If he wins, then all the blue haired feminist will know their b.s wont save them later.