Of all videogames to never get a movie treatment...

Earthquake24

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Contra has to be near the top of the list.

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Sly and Schwartzenegger doing battle with Red Falcon and its alien army. How did Konami get away from any lawsuits using those likenesses? :tickled:
 

andsuchisdeath

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I couldn't see it happening.

Though I am surprised there was never an Earnest Evans or Eswat movie. I think both would be prime Hollywood material. I don't know.

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hyper

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I was thinking load runner

That or Yo! Noid
 

2D_mastur

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Still waiting for a Final Fight movie. With this "grindhouse" stuff being so popular, it could get a green light.... shit just throw in a bunch of College on the soundtrack and you got a certain cult classic.
 

Tyranix95

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Still waiting for a Final Fight movie. With this "grindhouse" stuff being so popular, it could get a green light.... shit just throw in a bunch of College on the soundtrack and you got a certain cult classic.

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It would be kinda funny to cause STREETS OF FIRE inspired the game.
 
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Dr Shroom

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Metal Gear is going to take Hollywoods big sweaty cock next.
 

LoneSage

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I remember a Final Fight movie being posted here a few years ago, not sure if it was kickstarter or not. What was shown was incredibly amateur that wouldn't have done the game any justice, to be honest.

There's a pretty cool fan trailer of a fake Contra movie made splicing up different movies set to the tune of More Human Than Human. I liked it. Find it on youtube because I can't.
 

Earthquake24

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I remember a Final Fight movie being posted here a few years ago, not sure if it was kickstarter or not. What was shown was incredibly amateur that wouldn't have done the game any justice, to be honest.

There's a pretty cool fan trailer of a fake Contra movie made splicing up different movies set to the tune of More Human Than Human. I liked it. Find it on youtube because I can't.

Found it!



Here is another :buttrock:

 

SNKorSWM

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Hope they never taint the Contra legacy by releasing a movie.
 

Moon Jump

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I kinda wanted to see The Rock in Spy Hunter. I love that fucking game, it'd be all the impossible stunts from a Fast and Furious movie with a James Bond car with all the gadgets. I also wanted to see that fan made movie of River City Ransom. Some guys were playing it at a convention I went to and I got to see the part where the one guy's yelling, "You THREW brass knuckles at me!?? WHY!?!"
 

Hot Chocolate

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Taiso

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This is a fucking great idea. Fantasy is huge right now, and if made properly, this would be a huge hit.

I'd like to see a Ninja Gaiden movie get made, myself. Or a Strider movie. Something with ninjas and crazy action.

I wouldn't want to see a movie made of any game that already lends itself to a cinematic presentation. So no Uncharted, no The Last of Us, etc. Give us movies where anything can happen. Movies where anything can happen and that aren't restricted by the grounded storytelling of their sources.
 

max 330 mega

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cyber lip.
do it all tokyo gore police style with the giant old man head penis boss and blood everywhere.
 

Tarma

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I'd go see an Out Run movie.

Dunno what route they'd take to make it though.

Disney to make a feature length New Zealand Story movie :)
 
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