Why AES joystick balls crack

[madmanjock]

Parody thread idea for war room.

Why OLD fuckstick ‘n balls sag?

 

[wyo]

You can't expect your balls to look the same as they did in 1990.

 

[smokey]

It's like replacing the art on an arcade cabinet. Leave it alone

 

[Ralfakick]

Does anyone have any ideal who the OEM manufacturer of the balltop was? I mean if you’re putting a $4 seimitsu balltop on it are you basically just putting a newer model on it? If not a “better” balltop at least.

 

[sylvie]

Its a defective part, that's why it cracks. Don't be such a massive pussy. Play with your toys or sell all your Neo shit. FUCK.

FUCKING LOL @ BillyJoelZeta telling someone not to be a massive pussy. OK you fucking faggot crybaby:



PS: I know you opted to read this post. Hi, Stewart!!

 

[sylvie]

Parody thread idea for war room.

Why OLD fuckstick ‘n balls sag?

Go ahead and make it. I'm sure everyone will laugh really hard.

 

[Syn]

Lubricate it before sitting on it...duh.

 

[PeterWar]

The integrity of the handle/knob was already compromised before you started removing it . The metal shaft was tightly screwed in keeping the handle/knob from expanding to a certain point and then when you removed it,the expansion stress increased revealing the crack(s) now.
You should have just purchased a used controller and left the new ones alone.
BB

I agree, and hopefully this is useful for future reference for others as the cracks definitely hurt resell value (not that I plan on reselling though).

 

[max 330 mega]

I agree, and hopefully this is useful for future reference for others as the cracks definitely hurt resell value (not that I plan on reselling though).

Umm.. He more or less states they are basically all cracked now. How in the fuck does that help or hurt future sales when they're all cracked or likely to crack during shipping or first time they get used?

Also does your user handle mean penis jousting? Cuz that is definitely what a "Peter war" would be.
Keep up stupid autist posts like this and youll be banished to the retarded kid's lunch table with billyjoelzeta and kid cuckmelon.

 

[sylvie]

the retarded kid's lunch table with billyjoelzeta and kid cuckmelon.

Don't forget HDRchampion and madmanjock

 

[SignOfGoob]

To be honest, I don't know if I've *ever* seen a non cracked one going back to at least 1993? If I saw a non-cracked one I would assume it was non-original.

And again, this is profoundly stupid thing to give a shit about at all.

 

[sylvie]

To be honest, I don't know if I've *ever* seen a non cracked one going back to at least 1993? If I saw a non-cracked one I would assume it was non-original.

And again, this is profoundly stupid thing to give a shit about at all.

Hello bitch

 

[wyo]

To be honest, I don't know if I've *ever* seen a non cracked one going back to at least 1993? If I saw a non-cracked one I would assume it was non-original.

And again, this is profoundly stupid thing to give a shit about at all.

Behold my uncracked ball!

 

[Tarma]

Behold my uncracked ball!

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You fucking moron. Why the fuck isn't this in your closet along with your Dreamcast shells and all the world's OG white PC Engines???

I'm so disappointed in you.

 

[Lach]

Here I am actually using my uncracked balls, damn.

 

[SignOfGoob]

Behold my uncracked ball!

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Amazing.

To be clear, this is NOT a Neo Geo X stick, right?

I wonder who has the most cracked ball.

 

[skate323k137]

Amazing.

To be clear, this is NOT a Neo Geo X stick, right?

I wonder who has the most cracked ball.

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That shit looks like modern art at this point lol

 

[Tarma]

Here I am actually using my uncracked balls, damn.

And that my Castlemaine XXXX swilling friend, is why you will never, ever, be a big tymer like PeterWar.

May all your closets be merely for clothes and shoes, and all your Model 2 Saturns be yellow.

 

[BIG BEAR]

I've ownwed several in the past,meaning no more than four but never really cared about it because the controller itself was something to behold back in the 90's and still cool today.
BB

 

[xb74]

Behold my uncracked ball!

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That is a unicorn to be sure!

 

[madmanjock]

Behold my uncracked ball!

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Impressive. Most impressive.

 

[FAT$TACKS]

I was really thinking this was going to devolve into a discussion about unstable air.

I'm kind of disappointed.

 

[Cylotron]

Definitely worth it to buy those if you live in the US...........

 

[SignOfGoob]

I *like* the cracks.

 

[hyper]

It's the unstable air