Why AES joystick balls crack

madmanjock

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Parody thread idea for war room.

Why OLD fuckstick ‘n balls sag?
 

smokey

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It's like replacing the art on an arcade cabinet. Leave it alone
 

Ralfakick

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Does anyone have any ideal who the OEM manufacturer of the balltop was? I mean if you’re putting a $4 seimitsu balltop on it are you basically just putting a newer model on it? If not a “better” balltop at least.
 
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Syn

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Lubricate it before sitting on it...duh.
 

PeterWar

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The integrity of the handle/knob was already compromised before you started removing it . The metal shaft was tightly screwed in keeping the handle/knob from expanding to a certain point and then when you removed it,the expansion stress increased revealing the crack(s) now.
You should have just purchased a used controller and left the new ones alone.
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I agree, and hopefully this is useful for future reference for others as the cracks definitely hurt resell value (not that I plan on reselling though).
 

max 330 mega

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I agree, and hopefully this is useful for future reference for others as the cracks definitely hurt resell value (not that I plan on reselling though).
Umm.. He more or less states they are basically all cracked now. How in the fuck does that help or hurt future sales when they're all cracked or likely to crack during shipping or first time they get used?

Also does your user handle mean penis jousting? Cuz that is definitely what a "Peter war" would be.
Keep up stupid autist posts like this and youll be banished to the retarded kid's lunch table with billyjoelzeta and kid cuckmelon.
 

SignOfZeta

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To be honest, I don't know if I've *ever* seen a non cracked one going back to at least 1993? If I saw a non-cracked one I would assume it was non-original.

And again, this is profoundly stupid thing to give a shit about at all.
 

sylvie

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To be honest, I don't know if I've *ever* seen a non cracked one going back to at least 1993? If I saw a non-cracked one I would assume it was non-original.

And again, this is profoundly stupid thing to give a shit about at all.
Hello bitch
 

lachlan

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Here I am actually using my uncracked balls, damn.
 

BIG BEAR

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I've ownwed several in the past,meaning no more than four but never really cared about it because the controller itself was something to behold back in the 90's and still cool today.
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FAT$TACKS

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I was really thinking this was going to devolve into a discussion about unstable air.

I'm kind of disappointed.
 

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Definitely worth it to buy those if you live in the US...........
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