Halo episode 3:
You know what one of my biggest pet peeves is in tv/film/games? Wasting time on something that accomplishes absolutely nothing only to circle back to square one.
As an example: Beerfest (although I thought this was funny) - Landfill drowns in a vat of beer, right? So his TWIN BROTHER shows up, introduces himself and says "You know I do everything just like my brother, so I can take his place - you can even call me Landfill if you want!" Though it was funny, it was completely and utterly pointless to the story. But it was meant as a gag. So it gets a pass.
I mentioned in my last post that Cortana was now going to be some organic "person" that hung out with the MC. I was mistaken. But here's how I was mistaken:
They introduce the "cortana system" as a clone, but mentioned to be a failsafe of some sort that can replace/suppress memories/personalities of people. She's meant as a form of control over the Spartans in case they start feeling feelings. "Cortana" is played by the same actress who plays Halsey, which makes sense. Cortana was modeled after Catherine Halsey.
In the previous episode, its revealed that Halsey illegally created her clone because the flash cloning thing (which they did to conscript the children who would go on to be Spartans) was outlawed - but she created this perfect clone of herself, only a bit younger, and bald. The clone wakes up and starts having a conversation with Halsey, and shes impressed that Halsey perfected the flash cloning, and that she would now live.
But Halsey has a plan to take her perfectly cloned brain and - I dunno... puree it into some kind goo that gets injected into the MC's skull. There's a microchip/harddrive reminiscent of the chip that is shown in thegame, but I think it was just meant as a "eh? EH!? See! Mmber that?" type thing. So Clonetana gets her brain literally sucked out of her eyeball, pureed, injected into John's skull - that also contains some sort of holoprojector.
The next thing we see is a hologram of Cortana (voiced by Jen Taylor, no less) coalesce into a woman who is so obviously, haphazardly, LAUGHABLY computer animated and she now looks nothing like the actress that plays Halsey. And yet people say "You look just like Dr. Halsey."
Now, you see here's my pet peeve. You literally wrote, storyboarded, cast, financed, and filmed scenes that were so completely useless. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST INTRODUCE CORTANA AS THE AI VERSION OF HERSELF TO BEGIN WITH? WHO THE FUCK SIGNED OFF ON THIS SHIT.
Yes, Cortana was created from a cloned brain of Halsey that she created. But if I recall correctly, it was literally just the brain that was cloned. Not an entirely sentient person with her own memories. But you wrote all this extra shit just to end up with a hologram woman voiced by the actress who voiced her in the games.. But yet you couldn't get Steve Downes.
Also, the MC took off his suit yet again, spent most of the episode in either the leotard that goes on under the armor, or butt ass naked. For real they close up on this dudes sphincter like ANYONE would want to this jackasses ass. No woman or gay man in their right mind is gonna find this dude attractive.
The one good thing about this ep is they introduced the Hunters, but in a round about way. You only see a foot of one but you can tell the "foot" is made of worms like in the games. And then those worms infest a UNSC ship and take it over, but they never form into a full Hunter. Grunts are mentioned, but not shown. No mention of Brutes. No one likes those shits anyway.