LOL FLORIDA! (Post Florida news here)

Phyeir

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There was a time where I considered moving to Florida and every day, when reading the news, I am reassured in my decision not to...

http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/24902212/police-man-urinated-on-people-near-florida-campus

"Police are searching for a man who has been urinating on people near the University of Florida campus.

The victims told police they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they felt themselves being urinated upon... Police are increasing patrols, including undercover, in the area in an effort to find the suspect. If caught, he could face battery charges for urinating directly on people."
 
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Fuzzytaco

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Florida is like the state equivalent of the show Intervention. You can watch what happens and feel bad for the people in it, while simultaneously feeling awesome about yourself for not being there.
 

SNKorSWM

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If his goal was to piss people off, then it's mission accomplished.
 

wyo

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I didn't realize R Kelly had moved here.
 

Neodogg

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I think that Dave Chappell skit was well done.

Lol, R. Kelly has or had a house in Haines City and that's where he got arrested before years back for the pee thing and all that.
 

2D_mastur

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If somebody pissed on me, I'd be all Sub Zero spine rip on their little pisser.

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Phyeir

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Thread now called LOL Florida, because we can't keep making threads for all this stuff.

And that story is great, lithy.
 

munchiaz

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I got some family that lives in Florida..... I don't think they will ever get a visit from me
 

ggallegos1

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Last time I went to florida i was walking in tampa and a homeless looking man called my girlfriend snooki and asked her for "a dollah and a hollah". I didn't know how to react
 

cdamm

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i saw this thread and immediately thought of 2 things:

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Karou

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wyo

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Last time I went to florida i was walking in tampa and a homeless looking man called my girlfriend snooki and asked her for "a dollah and a hollah". I didn't know how to react

That might have been me. Sorry, man.
 
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