Magic win Championship. Then they fire SVG two days later.
It's gonna happen.
Also, Superman is a bitch. Y'all know he impregnated one of the dancers, right? In addition to whining about SVG? Though really, Stan wears out his welcome everywhere he goes, so who can blame him for that.
All the stars in the NBA suck, though, really:
Superman: baby with Magic dancer, whiny, 1.5 low post moves
Flash: major pussy hound, passed on various STDs to his ex-wife, deadbeat dad
Kobe: Where the white women at?!?!
Melo: Crazy drunk motherfucker, gangbanger, etc
Barkley (retro!): drunk driver, pussy hound, gambling addict, etc
Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest: Legally insane, kills fans, drugs, etc
Josh Howard: drugs, hates America, etc
Dirk Nowitzki: humps things that look like male gorillas, probably a Nazi, etc
King James: super, super annoying, son of a fucking retarded whore, etc
AI: hates white people, hates teammates, hates everything not named AI
Tony Parker: French
Gilbert Arenas: hugely inflated opinion of himself, almost as crazy as Ron Artest
Joachim Noah: legally retarded, afraid of haircuts, mongoloid, ADD, partial lobotomy at age 4
Chris Bosh: looks like a chick, cheated on girlfriend, actually sucks at basketball, shameless self-promoter, deadbeat dad
Andrew Bynum: currently enjoying Chris Brown's sloppy seconds, looks like a fucking moron, parties at Playboy Mansion when supposedly rehabbing serious injuries
Tracy McGrady: least likable athlete on the planet that hasn't killed dogs or raped/killed white women, doesn't understand concept of "winning games," "teammates," or "not sucking ass in the playoffs"
Greg Oden: Oldest living human, always looks like his puppy just died, plays approximately 6 minutes per season
Not like that list up there is all-inclusive, either