The Canadian Election

[chef douglas]

Just in case any of my fellow maple leafers want to discuss this important election. I'm personally hoping for a conservative win.

 

[BasicMicroGun]

I don't think anyone, even Canadians, give a shit. your 51st state fate is sealed.

 

[max 330 megafartz]

I was gonna click no but then i felt sassy and clicked yes

 

[StevenK]

I heard that after ww2 Hitler fled to Canada with Eva, who he did actually shoot in that bunker, but it's so quiet in Canada she was able to live happily without questions as a dead person for the rest of her life.

Long story short, we will trade you protection under our nuclear umbrella, which is much like the individual umbrellas people wear like a novelty hat, in return for maple syrup from the dispenser Hitler installed in Eva's forehead bullet hole.

You can finally be free.

 

[BeefFieri]

i felt sassy

 

[Lagduf]

Sink Quebec.

 

[max 330 megafartz]

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[BeefFieri]

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Oh lawd, look at that sassy muthafucka!

 

[chef douglas]

MAH WINE

 

[Neo Alec]

That's an instant classic meme. I feel like I've been missing out on too many episodes of the smokey show.

 

[BeefFieri]

That's an instant classic meme. I feel like I've been missing out on too many episodes of the smokey show.

He has his moments. Like the time he almost hit a cyclist with his car while he was making a video.

 

[Neo Alec]

Damn, I'm too many seasons behind.

 

[pva]

Misread the topic as ”The Canadian erection” and was sorely disappointed to find out that it was about politics and not Canada having wood.

 

[StevenK]

Misread the topic as ”The Canadian erection” and was sorely disappointed to find out that it was about politics and not Canada having wood.

Oh Canada has wood alright, it's just that america has donned a chastity belt

 

[Taiso]

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This GIF looks like a Nazi celebrating not being caught after escaping to South America.

Or Canada.

Also, we need to be careful. This might actually go viral and then people will want to know where it all started.

I don't want normie fagits coming here and ruining this place.

 

[GohanX]

#VoteDug2025

 

[Tarma]

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Sorry. Not Belgoobian enough.

 

[Taiso]

Could Belgium add Canada to its list of thefts and just take all the people to Europe?

We're keeping hockey, though. And the land.

 

[chef douglas]

#VoteDug2025

this is something I can get behind

 

[GohanX]

 

[wyo]

Just in case any of my fellow maple leafers want to discuss this important election. I'm personally hoping for a conservative win.

Are the conservatives based or just slightly less gay?

 

[chef douglas]

Are the conservatives based or just slightly less gay?

slightly less gay. the liberals have been in office for almost 10 years and have added over 600 billion dollars in debt while simultaneously refusing to tap into Canada's wealth of natural resources because they're trying to "save the environment". It was looking like an easy sweep for the conservatives this election until Trump got in office and sparked a war between the States and Canada, consequently blowing major wind back into the Liberal party's sails. Now it looks like it might go either way as it feels like a lot of Canadians are blindsided by their hatred for the states.

 

[BeefFieri]

 

[mehguy]

has anyone voted communist before? we have two communist parties here in canada, interestingly enough.

 

[BeefFieri]

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has anyone voted communist before? we have two communist parties here in canada, interestingly enough.