The Vagina Monologue: Kerry Ann's Thread a Go-Go!

[DanAdamKOF]

Frostbayne: PIX PLS!!!!!!!!!111111111111 :P



I think my scenario is possible (even barely), that there's a misunderstanding.

1.)Young female calls police station about "sexual content" regarding herself that was posted on a video game forum. If I didn't know any better I'd think it was teen stuff.

2.) Kerry Anne comes up to the station and gets the form they'd tell her to ask for (the po-po's don't even know it's the same person).

3.) She fills it out, drops it off, and goes home.

4.) The form gets picked up later for processing. Once that starts, the guy who took the call would know it's the same girl as on the phone who he assumes is a teenager.

5.) They decide to take action against Spike since they think Kerry Anne is a minor. They never get the idea that the young woman who came in is Kerry Anne.

Unlikely, but possible.

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

Frostbayne: PIX PLS!!!!!!!!!111111111111 :P.

 

[DanAdamKOF]

Sir, you are quite lucky to be engaged to the thing that comes with those.

 

[gamejunkie]

More please! You don't have to show her face, although that would be nice!

BTW I would like to get a messenger bag. I'm not sure if I really like the butcher betty image though... Maybe if this really takes off and Spike S. has to take it to a court of appeals.

I also keep having the song "If you like pino coladas!!!" but it goes "If you like normal Vaginas!!"

Keep your ass on the pain pills if you keep up that shit!

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

More please! You don't have to show her face, although that would be nice!

BTW I would like to get a messenger bag. I'm not sure if I really like the butcher betty image though... Maybe if this really takes off and Spike S. has to take it to a court of appeals.

Keep your ass on the pain pills if you keep up that shit!

Lol, I'll think about it. Last person who posted pics of his girlfriend ended up with them mustached and cocked, hehehe.

WAIT A SECOND... I think I figured it out. We realized that Kerryanne has sand in her vagina, maybe THAT is why it hurt for Spike to have sex with her... The Gynocologist didnt tell her because shes from a powerful lobby trying to get condo's built on an area of beach with non vagina agrivating sand.

Cornerstone clinic has a 20 percent stake in this, as do the Village of Moron police (Bribes from the builders.)

ITS ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE. KERRYANNE, GET OUT OF THERE... THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!! THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO CLOSE YOUR VAGINA, PERMINANTLY!!!! RUNNNNN THE CONSPIRACY IS REAL!!!!

 

[NeoTheranthrope]

Lol, I'll think about it. Last person who posted pics of his girlfriend ended up with them mustached and cocked, hehehe.

WAIT A SECOND... I think I figured it out. We realized that Kerryanne has sand in her vagina, maybe THAT is why it hurt for Spike to have sex with her... The Gynocologist didnt tell her because shes from a powerful lobby trying to get condo's built on an area of beach with non vagina agrivating sand.

Cornerstone clinic has a 20 percent stake in this, as do the Village of Moron police (Bribes from the builders.)

ITS ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE. KERRYANNE, GET OUT OF THERE... THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!! THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO CLOSE YOUR VAGINA, PERMINANTLY!!!! RUNNNNN THE CONSPIRACY IS REAL!!!!

In that case, they should go after the sand in DasK's vagina andmake the world a better place.

Isn't percoset great?

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

In that case, they should go after the sand in DasK's vagina andmake the world a better place.

Isn't percoset great?

It's seriously amazing. It's like being high from pot, but without the hurting lungs, and laughing for no reason.

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

"Kerryannesvagina lifts us up where we belooonnngggg.
Where the eagles fly... On a mounnntaiin high..."

I love iron eagle.

Do you think she will have to get restraining orders in our screen names? Nothing can restrain me from constant and total "Fox News" style coverage of her vagina.

 

[NeoCverA]

Wow, this twat thread Exploded!

You can't legally keep someone from posting on a message board can you? lol

Im just going by that sig i saw where it says "no emails, posting on neo-geo.com, etc"

If that was the legit document, they would have to be a lot more specific since nobody can "post" at neo-geo.com. We post at http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/

I feel like ive missed out on something very special though......damn.

 

[NeoCverA]

Oh yeah and at some point, Spike should have flipped the shit on them due to the threatening emails from the Normal Vagina Girl's Mommy. She was pretty hardcore terroristic threats there.

I missed the fun, damnit.

 

[sQuareh4t3r]

Oh yeah and at some point, Spike should have flipped the shit on them due to the threatening emails from the Normal Vagina Girl's Mommy. She was pretty hardcore terroristic threats there.

Shit, that's what I said. If there was anyone being threatening or in need of a bit of roughing up from the local authorities, it's Kerry Anne's mother. You can (technically) go around posting legitimate information about a person on a forum, as long as you conceal their identity like Spike has done (I'm sure there are plenty of Kerry Annes out there, so how can we ever know which one he is talking about? ). However, you can't go around threatening people via email, since the threat of physical violence far outweighs the threat of "slander" on an online forum.

 

[hermegildo]

I don't want my penis anymore, I want a normal vagina!

 

[Lovecraft0110]

God bless FrostbayneAucti, God bless America, and God Bless KerryAnn's Normal Vagina.

I've thrown this together... It's not much, but I think it captures the spirit of this wonderful vagina. Please watch and enjoy.

OMFG!

These have to be the best two posts I have ever read!!!

I was *seriously* laughing out loud while reading all that shit. And the video just ROCKS!

KEEP IT UP BOYS!

 

[soulthug]

I think it will take Kerry Ann to actually come on this site and post her vagina to actually end this thread.
Until Then...

Note the grit in it.
Maybe shes caught Mushikis italian Herpes?

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

I think it will take Kerry Ann to actually come on this site and post her vagina to actually end this thread.
Until Then...

Note the grit in it.
Maybe shes caught Mushikis italian Herpes?

Normal Vagina, 2 Sandy 2 Soon is in production RIGHT NOW.

 

[gamejunkie]

Normal Vagina, 2 Sandy 2 Soon is in production RIGHT NOW.

You should shoot a porn with your girlfriend and pretend it's Kerry Anne. Then right in the middle of "the act" she should start screaming about how her vagina is normal, but your dick is too big. Then you should say "it's not my fault you wanted a beach vacation!" Insenuating that she has sand in her normal vagina.

Then she breaks up with you, but still sends you letters about her vagina being normal. What she truly wants is your oversized dick hurting her normal vagina.

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

You should shoot a porn with your girlfriend and pretend it's Kerry Anne. Then right in the middle of "the act" she should start screaming about how her vagina is normal, but your dick is too big. Then you should say "it's not my fault you wanted a beach vacation!" Insenuating that she has sand in her normal vagina.

Then she breaks up with you, but still sends you letters about her vagina being normal. What she truly wants is your oversized dick hurting her normal vagina.

Dude, get out of my PILLS!!!!

2 Sandy 2 soon is coming up right now

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

NORMAL VAGINA 2: 2 Sandy 2 Soon!!!!

Normal Vagina 2: 2 Sandy, 2 Soon. A FrostbayneAucti Joint

 

[soulthug]

Normal Vagina 2: 2 Sandy, 2 Soon. A FrostbayneAucti Joint

Well done!
Sandy Vaginas make little girls cry lol

 

[gamejunkie]

Normal Vagina 2: 2 Sandy, 2 Soon. A FrostbayneAucti Joint

ROFFFLMFAO!!!!!!

 

[NeoTheranthrope]

Normal Vagina 2: 2 Sandy, 2 Soon. A FrostbayneAucti Joint

Stick a fork in it, this thread is done.

 

[FrostbayneAucti]

Stick a fork in it, this thread is done.

He he, stick a fork in the vagina

 

[Kiel]

Bravo.

I like the 'No disassemble normal vagina' one the best.

 

[jro]

...Maybe...

dunno if this-all makes sense, but...

maybe they figure that since this is being posted on an internet forum about video games, Kerry Anne and Spike are under 18? I mean, law is so frickin' strict if it involves anything sex-related and minors. Seems somewhat plausable. Nah, couldn't be.


+1 I guess.

Nope, Spike pointed out fairly early on in the thread that Kerryanne is... *drum roll*

29 YEARS OLD. Yes, this female is 29 GODDAMN YEARS OLD and she feels compelled to pursue legal action and/or threaten Spike for fun, all the while getting mommy and others involved.

Definitely not a minor (if she was 17 or something, that theory would have been very plausible. Good thought. But good lord, 29!!??).

edit: and one other thing that just doesn't jive for me- okay, girl goes into her gynecologist's office and says "Doctor X, my ex-boyfriend might still think that my vagina was smaller than normal. I still think our sexual incompatibilities were his fault. Since it makes so much of a difference at this point after our relationship has ended, would you please sign a note that says my vagina is normal that I could send to him in his birthday card? Oh, no, you don't have to type it up, you could just shorthand it on one of those little post-its over there."

Yeah, that's a normal request that a medical professional wouldn't bat an eyelash at.

 

[DanAdamKOF]

well I was saying that THE POLICE got the idea that Kerry Ann was a minor. Just guessing anyhow, heck I don't even think I'm right.