Actual debate in a nutshell:
Biden: I was umf, I was there and support herd border, I mean Covid Israel and I supported Israel more than she did. *looks off to nowhere in particular*
Trump: Don't know what he said right there. Don't think he knows either. *moves hands horizontally back and forth for no reason* Anyway I supported Israel the most. Total support ask anyone. *pinches fingers together and points at the moderators for no real reason* I'm the best ask Israel they say I'm the best, I'm not gonna say it, they will.
Biden: You're an alley cat man. And a loser man and that's malarkey cause it...
Trump: *frowns, purses lips* *raises eyebrows, looks off to the side then smiles condescendingly to the camera like a dick*
Biden: *looks at random wall in disbelief* And I am soda I mean, sorta Israel I been billions.
Trump: He's delusional. I support Israel. *moves hands back and forth like he's waving away a fart* My best daughter, the best believe me, best daughter you'll ever see. *pinches fingers, waves them back and forth again, then points towards moderators* Married Israel believe me. *puts hands up again, moves them back and forth and smiles like an asshole, shrugs slightly*
Biden: *looks to the ceiling* all my kids married Israel, I, and umf, I think together we can beep it. *starts whispering* All of 'em married. *looks up at camera with crazy unhinged old man smile*
Trump: He doesn't know. Believe me if I were President that attack on Israel wouldn't have happened. *waves hands horizontally for no reason* Believe me. *starts pointing at nothing and moving hands back and forth* You're a Palestinian Joe. Gonna call you Sleepy Palestinian. *retarded smug look on face*
Biden: *looks like he was just suddenly woken up for school* I've always supported Israel and the border. At the border too he doesn't cause I do and will I do at the border. *looks off to side for potential surprise ice cream*
Trump: He's a Palestinian. Sleepy Palestinian Joe. *shrugs slightly, raises eyebrows, condescending asshole smile off to the side to no one in particular*
That's it. Fuck you, fuck the press on all sides, fuck the mindless sheep in this country for the past 80 years, and fuck the United States of America. Genuinely. Oh and fucking God Bless. Also just kidding.