What are you doing for Valentines?

[StevenK]

My last thread got 3 responses. I thought in my next thread I'd aim for less.

 

[Neodogg]

Your mum?

 

[StevenK]

/thread

 

[neo_mao]

The fact that he said “mum” instead of “mom” is priceless. Well done!

 

[@M]

Working. We also had a Valentine's Day "ball" for the residents today too, and crowned the king and queen. They just had cake and coffee and a musical performance by a guitarist/singer--and photos with a chihuahua. One of the residents got upset with me because I wore a pink shirt instead of red, like she'd planned, so, we didn't match. My life is exciting like that.

 

[Digmac]

Nothing.

I can't top the dogg on this one.

 

[sr20det510]

A local Mexican taco spot has a Valentine's Day special, three heart shaped carne asada Mulitas and two strawberry horchata drinks for about $20.

Mulitas are corn tortilla quesdillas. They stuff the tortillas with cheese, grilled steak, and then grill them on a lightly oiled cook top to lightly cook/crisp/grill them. They then add guacamole and salsa to finish them off.

We will do carry out, pick up some desserts and probably watch a movie or two.

 

[100proof]

Nothin'. We celebrate steak and a blowjob day instead. And our anniversary. V-Day is for basic bitches and pussy-whipped dopes.

 

[Heinz]

Nothing. Another bullshit sales day just like fathers/mothers day.

 

[ggallegos1]

We celebrated our birthday last week, so we decided to order in some food and watch some movies this weekend.

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[StevenK]

We celebrated our birthday last week, so we decided to order in some food and watch some movies this weekend.

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Did you marry your twin?

 

[FAT$TACKS]

So it's already getting to be that time of year again.

I'll just get this out of the way early then.


Happy VD everybody.

 

[ChopstickSamurai]

The fact that he said “mum” instead of “mom” is priceless. Well done!

Mum rhymes with bum if you know what I mean. Buggery!

 

[Cousin_Itt]

Shirley. I can’t be serious.

 

[HeavyMachineGoob]

Playing Neo Geo games

 

[Arcademan]

Day off so I stayed home like any other normal day off and celebrated Arizona's 109th birthday

 

[HornheaDD]

Wife and I made steak and baked potatoes, and watched Man of Steel.

I asked for a BJ and she said no. It's all good. I only cried for 20 minutes this time.

 

[@M]

94-year-old woman asked me to be her Valentine today while I was serving her lunch, pork, make of that what you will. Several of the elderly ladies tried to share their chocolates with me too. I took one cherry cordial Hershey's Kiss, but, the home is always broiling, because the elderly are always freezing, so, it melted in my breast pocket while I was calling bingo, and, I pitched it, uneaten.

 

[neo_mao]

Wife and I made steak and baked potatoes, and watched Man of Steel.

I asked for a BJ and she said no. It's all good. I only cried for 20 minutes this time.

Once in college I was chatting with some friends about the perfect girlfriend/wife (I was single at the time, hard to believe I know) and naturally the topic of blowjobs came up.

My friends were like you know Moe, not all girls like sucking dick. I thought they were joking so I was like yeah they are called lesbians - but they were 100% being serious. Apparently some girls like men but don’t like to suck dick. It just blew my mind...

 

[LoneSage]

My non-wife has never given me a beej. She thinks it's gross because I pee out of there.

 

[Heinz]

My non-wife has never given me a beej. She thinks it's gross because I pee out of there.

I imagined you asked like this

 

[Taiso]

I built a Gundam kit while my wife brushed up on her Portuguese.

It was very romantic.

 

[neo_mao]

My non-wife has never given me a beej. She thinks it's gross because I pee out of there.

1. Why would you tell us that?

2. I’m sorry

 

[LoneSage]

1. Because you talked about beetlejuices and I thought I would join the conversation.

2. You are welcome.

 

[XxHennersXx]

Got her chocolates and orange roses.

My apartment complex has a private movie theater we can reserve, so I did. When I asked her what she wanted to watch, she wanted me to hook up a VCR to the projector in the theater so we can watch a shitty slasher called Valentine.

So we did. lol. Then I made pasta because we both love pasta.