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I fucking hate mowing the lawn.
I leave it too long, because I hate doing it, then it's always damp underneath the long grass which means it doesn't cut properly or collect properly in the grass box so the next day it looks like I'm making hay bales.
To add to the joy now I have a dog I will often find a dog egg that we missed picking up as I carve the fucker up with the blades, breaking the seal and releasing the rich gag-worthy aroma.
No wonder EG was so angry all the time.
I leave it too long, because I hate doing it, then it's always damp underneath the long grass which means it doesn't cut properly or collect properly in the grass box so the next day it looks like I'm making hay bales.
To add to the joy now I have a dog I will often find a dog egg that we missed picking up as I carve the fucker up with the blades, breaking the seal and releasing the rich gag-worthy aroma.
No wonder EG was so angry all the time.