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Better than I thought it would be but still a disappointment.
So much of this movie's pieces have been done before in the same series. Everything here was a rehash. Movie starts on sand ridden planet check. Important droid picked up by scavengers and found by soon to be jedi, check again. Hey another death star. Oh hey another cantina scene. And there's so many more.
I can handle the convenient plot pop ups to move the story along. But holy fuck could you have ruined the casting of Kylo any worse? He took his mask off and I literally laughed out loud in the theater. What a fucking goober. Force or not, that chump tries to force choke me I'm bitchslapping him. This is the kid of Leia and Han. He should have the grit of Leia and the suave of Han. He had nothing. A gigantic nerd Jew.
The one thing they did do absolutely right, is the technology within the movie. Lucas fucked up the prequels by having the world tech more advanced than what existed in the future. Here things stayed roughly in line with what was in Ep 3-6.
So much of this movie's pieces have been done before in the same series. Everything here was a rehash. Movie starts on sand ridden planet check. Important droid picked up by scavengers and found by soon to be jedi, check again. Hey another death star. Oh hey another cantina scene. And there's so many more.
I can handle the convenient plot pop ups to move the story along. But holy fuck could you have ruined the casting of Kylo any worse? He took his mask off and I literally laughed out loud in the theater. What a fucking goober. Force or not, that chump tries to force choke me I'm bitchslapping him. This is the kid of Leia and Han. He should have the grit of Leia and the suave of Han. He had nothing. A gigantic nerd Jew.
The one thing they did do absolutely right, is the technology within the movie. Lucas fucked up the prequels by having the world tech more advanced than what existed in the future. Here things stayed roughly in line with what was in Ep 3-6.