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I guess I don't understand why anyone cares about Star Wars in 2019. I gave up after that last jedi turd came out... I can't give Disney any more money for this franchise.
Spoiler:It's very hard to believe someone can be so smart as to take over the galaxy. Lose it. Gain it back. go in hiding. Take back over the galaxy. Lost it. Go in hiding. rebuild a massive fleet.again and then yet again. Put all your eggs in one basket trying to turn a jedi....yet again.... and then get your fleet blown up again for the 5th?or 6th time? and repeat your death...repeat......
This movie could have been much worse. You can tell half of it was trying to fix Last Jedi. It's so disjointed because the trilogy is really 2 movies with some random shit in the middle.
If they dont rectify the massive "Who/what the fuck was/is Snoke?" plot hole then it's an instant failure.
Game: take a shot when an SJW says incel and take a bump of coke when an incel says SJW and keep playing until you meet Chris Farley in Valhalla.
How can you be fans of the original trilogy, watch these new ones and accept them as being canon?
Most SW fans treat canon like Christianity. You just pick and choose the parts you want to believe. Just ignore the other parts like they don't exist. Boom, now it fits your narrative and everyone else just doesn't 'get it'
Wait, Jedis aren’t supposed to stone their unruly padwans?
Canon is for neckbeard incels.
Canon is all we have in this fleeting, ephemeral holographic plane of existence.
It's all we have
are we talking Canon-Canon or Canon-Legends?
Canon messed up some key stuff that made Legends great. Legends also started to get a lil wonky with all the EU content.
The new official terminology according to Disney
Canon : All SW movies(some prequel stuff retconned). The Clone Wars. Rebels. and all material created after the acquisition. a few comics.
Legends : All the EU from before the Disney acquisition is now not Canon, and only referred to as Legends. Luke never grew into his power like in legends. Han and Leia never had twins. Dark Empire didn't happen... Kyber crystals replace Kaiburr crystals. Chewie never died. and so on....
So, you are now left with a disjointed SW fanbase where some can move on and accept the new Canon, and others can't let go to of Legends....
Personally, I'm somewhere in between, so I choose which parts I can accept. Ignore the rest.
Literally every time I go to the grocery store I'm like dude I hope this place paid the Herbert family for the use of "spice" in the spice aisle.Anytime someone mentions spice in media is a reference to Dune.
Han Solo smuggled spice for Jabba the Hutt. That was what he smuggled. Dumping a huge load of spice because he was 'pulled over- by the empire was why he owed Jabba money. C3-P0 also refers to it as 'the spice mines of Kessel' in one one of the OT films.
So it's probably space coke.
Anytime someone mentions spice in media is a reference to Dune.